Merged Illawarra Stain George Wanker Troll Team of the Decade

[Qld-Sharkie]

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY
LIMITED TIME OFFER
Dumb tel has limited edition SHART SQUAD action figures
Choose from Biker Dragon, Construction Worker Dragon, Indian Dragon or Cowboy Dragon
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Collect them all and have a complete set of Village Idiots. To complete your collection is the brand new Southern Colonel Dragon, pull the string on his back and hear him say in a deep southern drawl “Hey Boy, are you a house gentleman or a field gentleman” Haha funny stuff
BUT WAIT…..THERE’S MORE
For the true SHART SQUAD Enthusiast who wants to be just like the real thing,

Dumb tel now offers
The Real Life Kit. Now you can be just like the real Biker Dragon!!!
Kit includes
A referral to St George Hospital for a Full Frontal Lobotomy
A set of stick on tattoos featuring 1970s pop art of dragons riding choppers (Great for scaring the kiddies)
100 Harley Davidson stickers to put on your fridge, TV, mobile phone, stereo etc to prove you don’t have “No Jap crap” in your house
An Orchy bottle bong, to leave on your kitchen table and really impress your”Bros” when they come to visit
BUT WAIT…….. THERE’S STILL MORE
Order now and you will receive a copy of BDs “Dictionary of Snappy Comebacks and real nasty insults” to use on the Interweb . Inside this enthralling tome you will discover how to crush your opponents with words like “wanksock” and “cumbiscuit”
Learn how the word Shart (a blend of sh!t and fart) came to be after BD drank too munch Passion pop at the Mardi Gras and discovered farts shouldn’t have lumps in them
As a special bonus, the first order will receive BDs own personal copy of “Photoshop for Dummies” still sealed in its original plastic and unused
DON’T MISS OUT ORDER NOW!!
Disclaimer
Side effects of using the BD Real life kit will include
Incoherent speech
Drooling
Vacant expression
Unhealthy obsession with eating da poo poo

Forget anal leakage???

Love ya work QS, spurtin dragon owned!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bmwpower]

doggy, as in dog style? as in the way the dragons raped the sharks.
you should of said that earlier

 

[Quigs]

doggy, as in dog style? as in the way the dragons raped the sharks.
you should of said that earlier

IS THIS CRETIN REALLY SERIOUS ?

HONESTLY ... is he for real.

I apologise B M DUBYAH, I sincerely do. I always knew you were a farkin dumb merkin, I assumed everybody knew that already.

But to be that farkin stupid you must be really, and I mean it .... really BE that farkin stupid.

I feel pretty gutted that I have cast aspertions on your mentality only to find now that what I made fun of in here in a jovial sort of a way was infact putting sh!t on a poor dumb cretin.

i'm on me way outside to give myself a few good uppercuts.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Qld Shark]

IS THIS CRETIN REALLY SERIOUS ?

HONESTLY ... is he for real.

I apologise B M DUBYAH, I sincerely do. I always knew you were a farkin dumb merkin, I assumed everybody knew that already.

But to be that farkin stupid you must be really, and I mean it .... really BE that farkin stupid.

I feel pretty gutted that I have cast aspertions on your mentality only to find now that what I made fun of in here in a jovial sort of a way was infact putting sh!t on a poor dumb cretin.

i'm on me way outside to give myself a few good uppercuts.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

hahaha 17 hours, that penny must have been dropped from the moon
Thats right up there with Josh Reading

 

[Qld Shark]

BMW may be a lady, ever been on a quiz show Beemer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqi0DwNLJdM

ps if this is you in the video, and you still don't know what doggy is, ring 041069696969

 

[bmwpower]

saaaaiiiinnnnttttttttttt geeoorrrggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[DJShaksta]

Don't exist anymore

 

[Fein]

Don't exist anymore

:lol:

Amen.

 

[bmwpower]

saaaainnnnnttttttt geeeoooorggeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Fein]

saaaainnnnnttttttt geeeoooorggeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Is a dead merkin just like the Rugby League club named after him.

 

[bmwpower]

saaaiiiinnnttttt ggeeeeooorrrrgeeeeee

 

[flanker 07]

Please, it was not a merger. It was a takeover. I supported the Steelers but no way will I support any team St George is involved with. Sadly, my number one team also got shafted, the Bears. Now I watch and support then Cronulla Sharks and the Shellharbour Sharks (but not the Shellharbour Dragons who will get flogged on 18.7.10).

 

[Rexxy]

Steelers, Bears, Sharks.

Dude, buy yourself a lottery ticket.

Please, it was not a merger. It was a takeover. I supported the Steelers but no way will I support any team St George is involved with. Sadly, my number one team also got shafted, the Bears. Now I watch and support then Cronulla Sharks and the Shellharbour Sharks (but not the Shellharbour Dragons who will get flogged on 18.7.10).

 

[muzby]

where's the results???

we are all waiting with baited breath to read the work of the master..



but then again, quigs is a sharks supporter...... you have to get used to waiting for any sort of positive result...



by the way, the offer is still on for sharks supporters to cross over to the right team...

www.dragons.com.au


come on.. you know you want to..

 

[Quigs]

Muzz, we have got to wait for the postal votes.

Just keep entertaining them down at the Allawah Club, it might be a day or two yet.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[muzby]

f**k man, there's only so much dancing i can do..

 

[Quigs]

The Electoral office has received 6 credited postal votes to date.

As with most competitive tight elections postal votes could have a major outcome on which wankers make the Merged Illawarra Stain George Wanker Troll Team of the Decade.

I can't declare the vote at this stage but there has been a 3% swing to the conservatives.

It's anybodies race folks.

Wednesday Night might be the night.

Quigs Electoral Office.

 

[Quigs]

We've got the banjos out and are in full rehearsal mode.

Should be a wow of a night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFMdmFra19w

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Qld Shark]

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[Quigs]

5 more Credited Postal Votes have arrived.

Declaration tomorrow, watch for announcement.

Quigs Electoral Office