Merged Illawarra Stain George Wanker Troll Team of the Decade

[Quigs]

BALLBOY PLEASE STOP IT

Ballboy please stop it, you just keep getting better and better.

Now look, I've got to pick myself up off the ground here and retain some composure. I know I shouldn't laugh at imbeciles. I was raised better than that.

As soon as I stop convulsing in laughter I have to get my act together. I have a reserved seat in the Corporate Box in the Public Bar of the Pine Beach Hotel.

Now you just get the plasticine out, and you'll be entertained for a couple of hours. Try and build a rocket. I was going to suggest a biplane, but you wouldn't know how many wings to build

And for farks sake don't eat the Plasticine. Remember last time what it did to your nappies.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[BIKER DRAGON]

Plasticine, nappies, so your a rock spider too should of known. As for laughing at imbeciles....Take your own advice and stop laughing at yourself you might implode...But then again thats why you have your own corporate box at the pines....The publican took pity on you but decided to be humane and keep you out of the public eye...he is also a strong believer that the general public should not heap fun on and laugh at geniuss such as yourself.

OWNED IDIOT

 

[This Year?]

Geez. I can't even make 1st grade let alone the team of the decade.

 

[nathanbrown'sghost]

OFFICIAL HOW TO VOTE CARD.

Your Name... NBG

My selections are (comments are encouraged/permitted at end of name)

(1) ... Boyd

(2) ... Morris

(3) ... Scott

(4) ... Stanley

(5) ... Nightingale

(6) ... Soward

(7) ... Hornby

(8) ... Prior

(9) ... Priddis

(10) .. Merrin

(11) ..Costigan

(12) ..Creagh

(13) ..Thorby

Honorable mention: Tony Archer

 

[bmwpower]

did i make the team?

 

[Qld Shark]

did i make the team?

You've got some tough opposition
Keep your fingers crossed!

 

[bmwpower]

You've got some tough opposition
Keep your fingers crossed!

i want 5/8 position ok

 

[RedAndWhiteThommo]

Hey - I got a couple of votes!! With the old bastard Quigs reading the final result I could have been the Marisa Tomei of League Unlimited.

 

[Quigs]

i want 5/8 position ok

But Da Soup told me that your favorite position was Doggy.

But since he dropped you for the younger Ballboy and Sparts I can understand your confusion.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[bmwpower]

But Da Soup told me that your favorite position was Doggy.

But since he dropped you for the younger Ballboy and Sparts I can understand your confusion.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

whats doggy?

 

[Quigs]

whats doggy?

Ask Bubbles.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[bmwpower]

Ask Bubbles.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

i still dont get it

 

[Fein]

i still dont get it

:lol::lol::lol:

You will monkeyboy, just be patient.

 

[Quigs]

i still dont get it

Don't worry B M Dubyah, you get it, you get it heaps.

Go and ask the Dancing Boy Muzz.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[muzby]

• Only one way to win this - score more points. If they score 24, we score 25.

 

[muzby]

doggy: being someone's bitch. kind of like a football team who plays nearly 3 hours of football against another one and can only manage to score 4 points.


god it must be frustrating being a sharks supporter.

www.dragons.com.au

click on membership.

join up boys, enjoy that winning feeling.

 

[Quigs]

doggy: being someone's bitch.

www.dragons.com.au

click on membership.

join up boys, enjoy that winning feeling.

NO THANKS .. you enjoy your mates and the feeling.

(arhhh one, arhhhhhh two, ah one,two, three)
Song to the tune of Dancing Queen

Soup can dance, Sparts can jive, having the time of their life
See that boy, Muzz is keen, dig in the Dancing Queen,

red V Club and the lights are low
All round Allawah it's the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for the ring

Any Red V can have that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
Muzz is there here's your chance...

Muzz the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only 17
Dancing Queen, strokin his meat to the tambourine
He can dance, He can jive, having the time of his life
Muzz the bitch, what a scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

muzz the teaser, you turn 'em on
your ring is burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
With Red V you get the chance...

Muzz the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only 17
Dancing Queen, strokin' his meat to the tambourine
Muzz can dance, Muzz takes five, having the time of his life
See that Muzz, his arse is keen, doggying the Dancing Queen

..................................................

Again ... No thanks Muzz, you can have the Allawah Branch.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Spartan - Dragon]

Sooooooo... Who won sh*thead?

 

[Quigs]

Sooooooo... Who won sh*thead?

We only had wankers in the nominations list Spartz, sh*thead wasn't even on the list you fool.

But if you really want to know who made the team, well its like this we still have to wait for postal votes to come in before any official declaration can be made.

Demorcratic voting sometimes takes time.

I am in the process of organising an official Gala Night to make the monumental announcement. Entertainment and everything.

Now, in the meantime, I heard that a lot of the boys are gathering down at the Allawah Branch waiting for the results. The Dancing Queen was expected at 10ish.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Qld Shark]

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY
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Collect them all and have a complete set of Village Idiots. To complete your collection is the brand new Southern Colonel Dragon, pull the string on his back and hear him say in a deep southern drawl “Hey Boy, are you a house gentleman or a field gentleman” Haha funny stuff
BUT WAIT…..THERE’S MORE
For the true SHART SQUAD Enthusiast who wants to be just like the real thing,

Dumb tel now offers
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Kit includes
A referral to St George Hospital for a Full Frontal Lobotomy
A set of stick on tattoos featuring 1970s pop art of dragons riding choppers (Great for scaring the kiddies)
100 Harley Davidson stickers to put on your fridge, TV, mobile phone, stereo etc to prove you don’t have “No Jap crap” in your house
An Orchy bottle bong, to leave on your kitchen table and really impress your”Bros” when they come to visit
BUT WAIT…….. THERE’S STILL MORE
Order now and you will receive a copy of BDs “Dictionary of Snappy Comebacks and real nasty insults” to use on the Interweb . Inside this enthralling tome you will discover how to crush your opponents with words like “wanksock” and “cumbiscuit”
Learn how the word Shart (a blend of sh!t and fart) came to be after BD drank too munch Passion pop at the Mardi Gras and discovered farts shouldn’t have lumps in them
As a special bonus, the first order will receive BDs own personal copy of “Photoshop for Dummies” still sealed in its original plastic and unused
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Disclaimer
Side effects of using the BD Real life kit will include
Incoherent speech
Drooling
Vacant expression
Unhealthy obsession with eating da poo poo