MFTRM: The Mass Fold To Rabbitohs Movement

[Swiftstylez]

We are going to fold soon with our performances and I am going to give all of you a new option. You may have been aware of a few successful movements I have started in the past, like the "METSM". A lot of people took up this offer and I remained to give hope to other fallen failures also known as Parramatta Eels supporters. Because I believe the Storms glory days are behind them, I am going to start a new way of not only feeling successful but being successful... and what a better way then to get on board the new beginning of the Rabbitohs. This year they look certainties to win a premiership before we do and even if it not this year then eventually it will come.

Everyone turn up your speakers, plug in your ipods and listen to this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVMtpIHkR_I

Listen to it over and over, and let the glory surround you like the holy light of heaven. Walk towards the light, walk towards the Rabbitohs. Walk towards the pride of Sydney.

 

[Swiftstylez]

You will also start dating successful women like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkYfUVzxDQE

And here is some motivation to take the pledge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9avGHgd8jZM

 

[Casper The Ghost]

 

[Parra Pride]

f**k off.

 

[Eels Dude]

And this is the first post I open up after barely coming here the past week...

 

[Casper The Ghost]

And this is the first post I open up after barely coming here the past week...

My heart pours out to you mate.
On behalf of all Eels fans I apologise for our very poor standards.
Sorry......

 

[T.S Quint]

I'm convinced.

Where do I sign up and get my free bottle of alcohol?

Just one question - is it alright if I have a job and still have all my teeth? I think they frown upon that sort of stuff at the Rabbitohs.

 

[T.S Quint]

I didn't write alcohol. :sarcasm:

 

[hineyrulz]

Lol@50uff$!!

 

[Gazzamatta]

Its been The Mighty Eels for 50 years for me and that will never change unless of cause some idiot gets Ricky the moronic midget involved once more.

 

[Eelementary]

We are going to fold soon with our performances and I am going to give all of you a new option. You may have been aware of a few successful movements I have started in the past, like the "METSM". A lot of people took up this offer and I remained to give hope to other fallen failures also known as Parramatta Eels supporters. Because I believe the Storms glory days are behind them, I am going to start a new way of not only feeling successful but being successful... and what a better way then to get on board the new beginning of the Rabbitohs. This year they look certainties to win a premiership before we do and even if it not this year then eventually it will come.

Everyone turn up your speakers, plug in your ipods and listen to this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVMtpIHkR_I

Listen to it over and over, and let the glory surround you like the holy light of heaven. Walk towards the light, walk towards the Rabbitohs. Walk towards the pride of Sydney.

:lol:

I can't get a good read on you, man - but I choose to think of this as tongue-in-cheek, and offer you my sincerest kudos.

 

[jono]

.You may have been aware of a few successful movements I have started in the past, like the "METSM".

I believe your most successful movements end up in the Malabar sewerage treatment works

 

[The EELiminator]

I believe your most successful movements end up in the Malabar sewerage treatment works

and his movements only contain half the amount of shit his posts have :lol:

 

[Gronk]

I've tried to understand this thread, but give up.

<stabs eyes with a pen>

 

[The EELiminator]

I've tried to understand this thread, but give up.

<stabs eyes with a pen>

I've tried to understand swifty but give up

<stabs swifty's eyes with a pen>

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I think we'd have to go all the way back to West Brompton for a diagonal counter-rabbit to the gupper, hey Swifty?

 

[TheParraboy]

Didn't this merkin try us to support the Storm movement (before they got caught cheating and then we didn't hear from him in a year after that)

whos next Manly? lol

 

[Swiftstylez]

I will now quote directly from the source of the bible:

"They humbled Parramatta And the Berries in due course, they wear the red and green"

"South Sydney marches on"

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVMtpIHkR_I

Do you believe in your salvation?

As you listen along, imagine yourself sitting in the stands of a Grand Final win as this song plays wearing the red and green while a blue and gold version of yourself is at home, alone, posting on these forums about how well we are going to do next year. Now imagine this happening every year until you die. As you lay in your blue and gold coffin, does this not depress you?

For those who have not witnessed a Parramatta premiership and continue to remain may your soul rest in peace.

 

[Swiftstylez]

I have also found that Eels were repulsed in biblical times.

Leviticus 11:9

http://biblehub.com/leviticus/11-8.htm

'You shall not eat of their flesh nor touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you. 'These you may eat, whatever is in the water: all that have fins and scales, those in the water, in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But whatever is in the seas and in the rivers that does not have fins and scales among all the teeming life of the water, and among all the living creatures that are in the water, they are detestable things to you,…

The absence of fins and scales, or their apparent absence - for phenomenal language is used, as before - gives to fish a repulsive look, on which is grounded the prohibition to eat them. Eels and shell-fish are thus forbidden, though a long course of experience has now taken away the feeling of repulsion with which they were once looked upon.

http://biblehub.com/leviticus/11-9.htm

 

[Sphagnum]

Lol@50uff$!!

^

:lol: indeed.