Most boring/mundane NRL player sightings

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  1. Hench

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    I saw Paul Gallen at a grocery store in Burraneer yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
     
  2. Walt Flanigan

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    Lol I saw this same post a month ago on Facebook but it was Nick Kyrgios instead
     
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  3. El Diablo

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    it's been used for years on many sites just the names change
     
  4. 8Ball

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    Josh Reynolds saw me once at the RTA in Beverly Hills. Didn't even say hello or anything.

    What a merkin.
     
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  5. Rhino_NQ

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    I was actually believing the first paragraph
     
  6. ed-grimley

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    Saw James Graham, Tyson Frizell and a few other Saints players hanging out at a cafe on lower Crown St in the 'Gong when I was out on a bike ride this morning.
     
  7. kdalymc

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    Mundane AND boring
     
  8. Vic Mackey

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    I saw Michael Ennis at an open home once. I was still there 10 minutes later and saw a guy wearing a souths cap. I said ‘did you see Michael Ennis earlier?’ He said ‘yeah I was gunna smash the softcock’ and we both chuckled. Then turned around and saw Ennis literally 2meters behind us.
     
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  9. ed-grimley

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    I thought so.
     
  10. myrrh ken

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    Imagine the opening gambit though

    "Hi, are you Paul Gallen? Its really cool to meet you. You must get asked for photos and autographs fron douche nozzles all the time, amirite? I'm not one of those though haha. Cool."
     
  11. Zerô

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    Not a player sighting, but I did spot a massive unit wearing a red shirt with Hayne Plane logo from when he was the toast of the NFL merchandising world
     
  12. El Diablo

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    exciting stuff
     
  13. Pig Champion

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    Last week driving home home from one of my sons training sessions at Como he said there's James Graham in a cafe at Jannali. I said he probably lives around here.
     
  14. Zerô

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    He walked past a group of women and 3 fell pregnant
     
  15. El Diablo

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    i'm hanging out for the next installment of the mystery man in the shirt saga
     
  16. Rhino_NQ

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    The mundane Hayne plane

    Has a nice ring to it
     
  17. El Diablo

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    they could make a movie out of it
     
  18. Zerô

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    Mundane Hayne Plane watch enters it's second day. As of right now, no sightings.

    The shirt could be in the wash from tappin bitches all night long, or it could have a Nando's stain. Stay posted!
     
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    He leaves the shirt on whilst he is out banging sloots

    That is some alpha male shit right there
     
  20. Rhino_NQ

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    The mundane Hayne plane stain
     
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