Movies that were a steaming pile of crap

[duck]

Matrix
Step Brothers
Star Wars I, II, III and VI
Pirates Of The Carribean At World's End
The Fifth Element
Any Tom Cruise movie

 

[thorson1987]

The Ridiculous 6

 

[McLovin]

Every Adam Sandler movie post 1999

 

[The Mad Hatter]

The Fifth Element!?!?!

 

[The Charlatan]

Step Brothers?

Booo...

Deep Blue Sea and Blue Crush are two stinkers that are firmly entrenched in my mind. Absolute dog shit.

 

[Parra]

Titanic
Avatar

 

[saint.nick]

I'm a surfer, so I'm able to sit through Blue Crush fortunately...

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

House of 1000 corpses

 

[gUt]

Gran Torino
Inception

 

[InFlames]

San Andreas Quake
Cold Mountain

 

[Parra]

Creed - why did I expect it to be anything else?

Mad Max 3 & 4. 4 managed to be worse than three. Quite an achievement.

 

[Nugget10]

Watched Wolverine today. I'm not sure on the title. That's how bad that movie was. Just plain awful.

 

[elyod138]

Every Adam Sandler movie post 1999

Punch-Drunk Love is great.

 

[Chook]

Promethshitus
Trannies 4
American Sniper
Star Wars A New Hope v2

Chook.

 

[Shaun Hewitt]

Deep Blue Sea and Blue Crush are two stinkers that are firmly entrenched in my mind. Absolute dog shit.

I actually enjoyed Deep Blue Sea.

Promethshitus
Trannies 4
American Sniper
Star Wars A New Hope v2

Chook.

I HATED Prometheus when it came out, but after re-watching it a few times, it doesn't seem so bad. The bit that gives me the sh!ts though is when they take their helmets off.

American Sniper I thoroughly enjoyed

Star Wars New Hope V2 is exactly what I thought.
People have told me its better when you rewatch it but I still don't get it.

Deck The Halls was utter crap
May earn me some disrespect here but I've never got into the Bond films.

Also getting over the over-saturation of superhero movies

 

[Mogsheen Jadwat]

All comic book movie adaptations
Taxi driver (Seriously, this movie is f**king boring, I have no idea how it is rated a classic)

 

[Parra]

All comic book movie adaptations
Taxi driver (Seriously, this movie is f**king boring, I have no idea how it is rated a classic)

Interesting.

One I wholeheartedly agree with and one I feel completely the opposite about.

 

[DiegoNT]

I'm stuck watching a lot of kids movies, which can range from the masterpieces that come out of Pixar to cheap knock offs, but there's one that stands out as being particularly bad, so much so that it literally makes me physically sick if i try watch it
Arthur and the Invisibles.
Amazingly if you make it to the end credits you'll see that it had quite a cast, including Bowie, De Niro and Keitel amongst others

Also any 'Movie' Movie- Date Movie, epic movie, etc.

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Matrix
Step Brothers
Star Wars I, II, III and VI
Pirates Of The Carribean At World's End
The Fifth Element
Any Tom Cruise movie

Yes and yes. The only other in that list that I've seen is The Fifth Element which wasn't too bad.

Any movie with Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme in it deserves to be on the pile.

As do movies with the following:-

1. Two guys punching on for an eternity, landing the biggest bombs....but they keep on punching on with barely a trickle of blood between them.
2. Car chases where the participants' cars suffer enough collisions to write off the stockpile at Hyundai's Ulsan factory. But they still keep on going.
3. One dude, armed with a single revolver manages to take out an entire platoon of highly skilled soldiers brandishing state of the art weaponry.
4. The heroes survive a massive explosion that levels ten city blocks and walk away from the rubble brushing off dust.

I suppose that means most of Hollywood's output for the last 30 years.

 

[Dogs Of War]

First half of spring breakers. Though when James Franco appears in the movie about 40mins in, it becomes a whole new film.