My attempt at a serious thread

[Dani]

Yeah, that's treating me right!

 

[Dani]

Seriously, pay me a compliment or 2 and i'm all yours

 

[Eelementary]

What did you do to your hair? It looks so silky smooth and manageable!

And are those your real teeth? Wow!

:sarcasm:

 

[Raider_69]

haha

Raiduh isn't a bad boy, he's a pussy

pretty spot on, im not a bad boy at all, infact most of the time im a softie with the opposite sex (well if im seeing them in that manner anyways), i treated my ex like a bloody princess. But i am a arsehole outside that arena, i dont play nice with parents for the sake of keeping the peace either. I just tend to love playing devil's advocate a little too much. Perents generally dont like being challanged on their opinions. And thats not withstanding the fact its rare to find a chick who can tollerate my sense of humour and persona. But if they can break through the hard exterior of offensive jokes and one liners they generally find i treat them right

 

[God-King Dean]

The true ladies man.

" Just cook the man some bloody eggs ! "

 

[Dani]

You're all making me lose my faith in your gender.

 

[Eelementary]

Then you're pretty much where you should be, Dani.

 

[Martli]

Jakey!

 

[Dani]

Oh

So i should start buying cats hey?

 

[Raider_69]

no, dogs are better

cats are good for only 2 things

1. being dragged behind a car for comedic purposes
2. chineese cooking

 

[God-King Dean]

Ugh... this is what happens when they allow women to speak...

( I'm only joking )

( Shut up Dean, no your not, we all know women are sub human)

(F*ck up Immortal, all people are equal)

( Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that you punce )

( Your just pissed off cuz mum is dad now)

STOP YELLING AT ME !

 

[Dani]

3. using as a football

 

[Raider_69]

3. using as a football

touche'

 

[God-King Dean]

Dogs are annoying as sh*t.

& I have little doubt that a lot of guys just say they prefer dogs just to make out they are more masculine, instead of being called a pussy for liking cats.

 

[Eelementary]

Don't like cats. They're just annoying creatures.

Dogs are awesome, though.

 

[Dani]

BEAGLES

 

[Martli]

I like Cats, what does that make me :sarcasm:

Don't mind dogs either, although not those small, dumb, yappy ones. Proper dogs that have a brain.

 

[Dani]

GERMAN SHEPHERDS

 

[Martli]

Shepards are all goooood

 

[Hallatia]

I do not like cats, but I have one and theonly reason I do not kick it out of my house apart from the fact that it is my sister's is that it attacks other cats and I find that entertaining especially considerring it is a baby and attacks huge cats