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[dogslife]

That cuts deep

 

[Silent Knight]

This thread would grind to a halt if I were banned. AG would march down George St to have me reinstated.

 

[Hallatia]

shut up lunatic, you're less relevant than dogslife/bulldog force

 

[dogslife]

I vote Hal be banned from this thread as it was set up as a result of her irrelevant trolling

 

[Silent Knight]

Wooooaaaaahhhhh sick burn Hal!

 

[Hallatia]

if something were irrelevant it would not have as great a thread as this one dedicated to it. It would just be shoved into some sort of swamp or sewer

 

[Silent Knight]

What's wrong with sewers Hal? They were good enough for the ninja turtles!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm thinking of getting chevrons on my soxstrap.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Better than getting your soxstrap in some chevrons.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I hate babies.

That is all.

 

[Silent Knight]

Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
Babe I got you babe
I got you babe

 

[Hallatia]

I hate babies.

That is all.

where's your story about it?

 

[Big Pete]

What's the matter amigas?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Before I became a professional chicken I worked in an orphanage in a little town off the coast of Port Augusta. It was my job to ensure that the children in my care were well fed and watered after a hard day's slog in the tobacco fields. I kept the young scamps in line thanks to my trusty rolled up copy of the Coffs Harbour Gazzette which I would periodically use to clip them over the head with. A few hours in an esky full of scorpions also helped in discipline.

All was going swimmingly until one day when a couple of babies turned up at the orphanage door. Mr Glasscock, the orphanage head requested that I raise the children as my own as I had been rendered sterile due to my time as a microwave technician during the Vietnam war. To cut a long story short the children grew up to be model citizens with five Nobel prizes between them.

That is why I hate babies.

 

[dogslife]

What branch of the service does microwave technician fall under? Gotta have a contingency if things don't go to plan

 

[AlwaysGreen]

What branch of the service does microwave technician fall under? Gotta have a contingency if things don't go to plan

That is a question I am often asked but never answer as I would be killed if I told you it was the Navy Seals.

 

[Hallatia]

Before I became a professional chicken I worked in an orphanage in a little town off the coast of Port Augusta. It was my job to ensure that the children in my care were well fed and watered after a hard day's slog in the tobacco fields. I kept the young scamps in line thanks to my trusty rolled up copy of the Coffs Harbour Gazzette which I would periodically use to clip them over the head with. A few hours in an esky full of scorpions also helped in discipline.

All was going swimmingly until one day when a couple of babies turned up at the orphanage door. Mr Glasscock, the orphanage head requested that I raise the children as my own as I had been rendered sterile due to my time as a microwave technician during the Vietnam war. To cut a long story short the children grew up to be model citizens with five Nobel prizes between them.

That is why I hate babies.

 

[Silent Knight]

Today was a winning day. Met up with a new girl for lunch, hit it off and had no troubles organising a follow up date. I then went to JB Hi-Fi and bought 8 blu-rays and a DVD. Swwweeeeeettttt.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Today was a winning day. Met up with a new girl for lunch, hit it off and had no troubles organising a follow up date. I then went to JB Hi-Fi and bought 8 blu-rays and a DVD. Swwweeeeeettttt.

Did you have a pedicure as well fairyman?

 

[Hallatia]

I wasn't sure what to make of that post from the lunatic, he's odd and not in an interesting way. Although he is sometimes mildly amusing, but usually just a nut