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Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Joshuatheeel, Nov 24, 2017.

  1. Gronk

    Gronk Moderator Staff Member

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  2. Happy MEel

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    Loosen your grip
     
  3. strider

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    Blow Job!!! ... Tigers are getting desperate
     
  4. Poupou Escobar

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    Great attacking player. Defensively, not so much...
     
  5. hineyrulz

    hineyrulz Post Whore

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    Plus he is as dumb as a box of hammers.


    Tigers never learn from their mistakes.
     
  6. Eelogical

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    Can you use another cliche? I doubt anyone on here has ever seen a box of hammers to draw as a comparison.
     
  7. hineyrulz

    hineyrulz Post Whore

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    No, sorry it’s all I have:
     
  8. Eelogical

    Eelogical Coach

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    Want some help?
     
  9. Bazal

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    How about a box of rocks?

    Or a box of bricks?

    Or a box of Queenslanders?
     
  10. hineyrulz

    hineyrulz Post Whore

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    How long have you got???
     
  11. Eelogical

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    One can never compartmentalise Queenslanders. Dunno about the first two. Must be an A.C.T. thing to do as a hobby, or research.
     
  12. Eelogical

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    Is that a euphemism?
     
  13. Bazal

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    [​IMG]

    A box of Queenslanders
     
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  14. hineyrulz

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    Always.
     
  15. Eelogical

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    You do know that I once floated in the beer supplies. I made a killing on transport costs.
     
  16. Bazal

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    Unfortunately paying for the damage to the ground cost you all the profits

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  17. Eelogical

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    All I had to do was duct tape XXXX's on the Bentspoke shipment and they lapped it up.
     
  18. T.S Quint

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    Not as good as my hindsight.
     
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    I’m not sure about medicine but usually when my friend’s hand* gets a bit calloused I ask them to stop for my benefit

    *the thumb and index finger count as a hand
     
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