Non-eels footy stuff

[Gronk]

I watched something yesterday. Showed that anyone who runs a half marathon gets heart damage. Apparently you can see it. The heart muscle pulls itself apart. I would link but I don't have it. Not quackery, they can detect it immediately.

FMD, I’ve run about 2 dozen of them. How long do I have to live ?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

FMD, I’ve run about 2 dozen of them. How long do I have to live ?

I dunno, a couple of days?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Are you still with us?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Shit

 

[Gary Gutful]

Awkward...

 

[84 Baby]

I watched something yesterday. Showed that anyone who runs a half marathon gets heart damage. Apparently you can see it. The heart muscle pulls itself apart. I would link but I don't have it. Not quackery, they can detect it immediately.

I see what you mean. Only run full marathons. What about super marathons? And iron man events? Is Trevor Hendy safe?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I see what you mean. Only run full marathons. What about super marathons? And iron man events? Is Trevor Hendy safe?

Actually one of the Mercers had a heart attack and died. I think it was a heart attack anyway, about a year or two ago. So Trevor better take it easy.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

It was Dean Mercer. Dead at 47 from heart failure.

https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.a...l/news-story/d8b3debc78b34de1d3cbc5264a987f10

 

[84 Baby]

So no iron mans either? Damn. Although I guess I should’ve already known that from the last Avengers.

What about Avengers marathons?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

As long as it doesn't raise your heart rate for too long. Maybe just turn the sound down a bit.

 

[84 Baby]

As long as it doesn't raise your heart rate for too long. Maybe just turn the sound down a bit.

WHAT? YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP

 

[strider]

I now feel my choice of lifestyle sitting on my arse on the couch is justified .... about time medicine came round to my way of thinking

 

[Gary Gutful]

What's medicine's view on too much masturbation?

Asking for a friend...

 

[T.S Quint]

What's medicine's view on too much masturbation?

Asking for a friend...

Hey, you told me you weren’t going to take it public!

 

[Happy MEel]

What's medicine's view on too much masturbation?

Asking for a friend...

How is your (friend’s) eyesight?

 

[Noise]

How is your (friend’s) eyesight?

Well judging by his name he squints

 

[Soren Lorenson]

I now feel my choice of lifestyle sitting on my arse on the couch is justified .... about time medicine came round to my way of thinking

It may be an urban myth, but I heard Chas Licciadello? say once that Donald Trump doesn't believe in exercise because he thinks that everyone has been given a set amount of heartbeats, and he doesnt want to waste any.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

What's medicine's view on too much masturbation?

Asking for a friend...

Actively encourages it.

 

[Bazal]

Actively encourages it.

Really?

My doctor always tells me I should stop immediately. Makes the rest of the appointment a little frosty

 

[strider]

How is your (friend’s) eyesight?

Oh f**k my eyesight is getting worse