Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Joshuatheeel, Nov 24, 2017.
FMD, I’ve run about 2 dozen of them. How long do I have to live ?
I dunno, a couple of days?
Are you still with us?
I see what you mean. Only run full marathons. What about super marathons? And iron man events? Is Trevor Hendy safe?
Actually one of the Mercers had a heart attack and died. I think it was a heart attack anyway, about a year or two ago. So Trevor better take it easy.
It was Dean Mercer. Dead at 47 from heart failure.
So no iron mans either? Damn. Although I guess I should’ve already known that from the last Avengers.
What about Avengers marathons?
As long as it doesn't raise your heart rate for too long. Maybe just turn the sound down a bit.
WHAT? YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP
I now feel my choice of lifestyle sitting on my arse on the couch is justified .... about time medicine came round to my way of thinking
What's medicine's view on too much masturbation?
Asking for a friend...
Hey, you told me you weren’t going to take it public!
How is your (friend’s) eyesight?
Well judging by his name he squints
It may be an urban myth, but I heard Chas Licciadello? say once that Donald Trump doesn't believe in exercise because he thinks that everyone has been given a set amount of heartbeats, and he doesnt want to waste any.
Actively encourages it.
My doctor always tells me I should stop immediately. Makes the rest of the appointment a little frosty
Oh f**k my eyesight is getting worse
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