Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Not so fast or we’ll report you to NSW Fair Trading. We’ve seen your invoices for ‘electrical work’.

It was a rare part all the way from Slovakia you merkin.

 

[Incorrect]

Im reporting you. I've screenshot this and your gping down,

merkin

Whats the offence? Interfering with a myna?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Whats the offence? Interfering with a myna?

Zing!

 

[Incorrect]

Zing!

I was going to credit you on that one... But I got a bit selfish ...

 

[strider]

So I went down the rat sac poison path to deal with those pesky myna birds terrorising my outdoor furniture and surrounds with their incessant pooping...

Mashed up a few of those green pellets of poison and then mixed it in with the contents of some mince meat, placed it on the back deck... Within 30 seconds, Bang! The f**kers were in to it... Watched them closely from inside, they had the lot eaten in no time. Here's hoping

You do realise that now they will just get diahorrea and absolutely crap all over your place n be a bit crook but not die

 

[Incorrect]

You do realise that now they will just get diahorrea and absolutely crap all over your place n be a bit crook but not die

I think the poison dries the f**k out if their insides so there ends up being nothing for them to drop... Anyways, we'll see what happens

 

[hindy111]

Whats the offence? Interfering with a myna?

Animal cruelty
You cant go around poisoning harmless birds

 

[Incorrect]

Animal cruelty
You cant go around poisoning harmless birds

The merkins are shitting all over my deck and furniture every single day... That's cruel, and I'm an animal... They started it, so report them

 

[Twizzle]

Animal cruelty
You cant go around poisoning harmless birds

some one's behaviour off the forums is not a reportable offence

 

[hindy111]

New topic

Anyone have experience with Russian rides.

I been outting a few dollars away.

 

[hindy111]

I mean Brides ffs

 

[hindy111]

The merkins are shitting all over my deck and furniture every single day... That's cruel, and I'm an animal... They started it, so report them

Buy a fake owl from bunnings.

 

[Incorrect]

Buy a fake owl from bunnings.

Been there, done that.... See earlier posts in this thread. Time for a permanent solution

 

[strider]

I mean Brides ffs

Rides, brides ... same same

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

New topic

Anyone have experience with Russian rides.

I been outting a few dollars away.

Yeh, Lada Nivas were pretty crap.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Watching Ugly Delicious on Netflix. Episode where David Chang explored Fried Chicken got unexpectedly heavy but it was an excellent piece of TV.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I mean Brides ffs

You want to feed ratsak to brides?

I don't think we do that these days. Maybe just make them cook stroganoff 3 days a week.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You want to feed ratsak to brides?

I don't think we do that these days. Maybe just make them cook stroganoff 3 days a week.

I'm having stroganoff tonight. Mmmm

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeh, Lada Nivas were pretty crap.

My Old Man bought one. Still don’t know what he was thinking.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm having stroganoff tonight. Mmmm

Me too! Mrs G is working on it right now.