Non Footy Chat Thread II

Can you put in a good word with him and see if he can get me a new Santa Fe?

 

My Casio didn’t like it when I started fisting barnyard animals.

 

You can do that yourself. His company will give you a great deal.

#smartarse

 

I know a guy who's got one fore sale.

 

Maybe. But I think I know more than you think I think I know

 

I f**king hope so.

 

A Casio G Shock is part of my collection. The legendary GW5000-1F.

 

That is the only type of watch a clumsy merkin like me should be allowed to wear.

Any nice watch I have ever had I end up scratching the f**k out of.

 

What’s the fuel consumption like on day trips around the city?

 

If I want to know the time I look out the window.

 

Well, you have to plug it into a power point for a considerable amount of time. But hey, 4000 horsepower!

 

This is known as the ultimate square. It has DLC coating and a stainless steel case back and holds its price like a Rolex. It is the ultimate beater and the only G Shock you will ever need. Problem is it costs $400 when similar ones without its credibility amongst enthusiasts which look similar costs about $100.

 

I f**king love my watches Gronk. I'm now not selling the Omega. Should get the Rolex by the third quarter of this year. I did a nice Seiko Fifty Fathoms mod which I'm selling soon. I prefer the original look of the Seiko SNZH55J. That watch is awesome for the price. When I see someone wear it I always think they are a style master. It's not always about price.

 

I had a second hand Merc. Scratched an itch and then I sold it. Never again.

 

Against the anal cavity of your barnyard animals when you're fisting them??

 

I’d happily pay $400 for something like that.

However, I’ve gotten so used to having an iPhone in the pocket these days that I would only wear a watch as an accessory rather than for practical purposes.

 

...and my rock hard penis.