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Non Footy Chat Thread II

hineyrulz

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Conversation with Mrs Gutful this morning who was out at a work thing last night.

G: Where did you go?

Mrs G: Up bar and Kerbside.

G: What did you have to drink?

Mrs G: I had a couple of spiced rums.

G: Kraken?

Mrs G: What?

G: Kraken, the spiced rum.

Mrs G: Oh no it was Johnny something, Johny f**kbag.

G: I don't think it was Johnny f**kbag.

Mrs G: Wait, Jerry something.

G: Sailor Jerry's?

Mrs G: Yeah, that's it!
Kraken is a nice drop.
 

Gary Gutful

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Think I worked out why Twiz has been quiet of late.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/que...n-hands-self-into-police-20160729-gqgi9v.html

Howl at the Moon break-in: Man hands self into police

CCTV footage has captured the moment a man awkwardly crawled through the back door of a Gold Coast bar eager to get a drink early Thursday morning.

The man had wandered down Cavill Avenue in Surfers Paradise just after 3am looking for a place to get a drink when he stopped outside the back door of Howl at the Moon bar.

A would-be bandit tries to rob a pub on the Gold Coast but has all sorts of trouble getting through the door.

The bar was closed, but that didn't stop the thirsty gent who picked up a beer keg and began throwing it at the glass door.

On his third throw he managed to make a hole big enough to squeeze through head first, lit cigarette in mouth.
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The man had almost executed his acrobatic performance when the door opened. Photo: 7 News Queensland

Looking acrobatic and almost vertical, the man fell into the bar as the door he was climbing through opened of its own accord.

CCTV footage inside the pub shows the man then walk up to the front bar and patiently wait for someone to serve him.

After realising no one was around, he turned and walked out the door he had struggled so hard to get through on the way in.

Howl at the Moon CEO Lou Cerantonio said he had received a call from the alarm company just after 3am and had driven down to find a hole in the back door.

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The man went through head-first after attempting to step through the hole. Photo: 7 News Queensland

"I thought, OK, I am 57, I don't need to be a hero so I called the cops and waited for them out in the driveway," he said.

"We went in and walked through, nothing was missing, nothing damaged.
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The man went almost vertical as he squeezed himself through the hole he had made in the glass door. Photo: 7 News Queensland

"(We watched back the CCTV footage) and sure enough, we had the funniest experience of our life watching this guy trying to get in for a drink.

"I was p---ed off at quarter past three yesterday morning but when I saw that footage it almost made it worthwhile getting up that early."

A Queensland Police Service spokeswoman said the man had handed himself to Springfield Police on Friday morning and charges were expected to be laid later Friday.

Mr Cerantonio said the man did the right thing handing himself in.

"I don't want to press charges but I think it is at that stage now with police where it is too late," he said.

"He has said he will pay for whatever damages, so he has done the right thing, he has done the smart thing because his face is very clear in the video.

"Apparently he got up this morning and saw himself on the news.

"I think he was wondering how he got all these scratches and things all over his body, I think he has put two and two together and thought, s---, is that how it happened?"

Mr Cerantonio said this was not the first time Howl at the Moon had attracted some late night patrons.

"We were on level one at our old place and a guy walked in from a premises next door, along our verandah and fell through our verandah into our smoking area in the middle of the night," he said.

"He has gotten up, he has gone to the bar and poured himself a Coke, then he has washed the glass after he drank the Coke and then he has walked out the door.

"I don't know maybe Howl at the Moon attracts the nutters, who knows."
 

Parra47

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Did the Mountain TO Mountain Charity run this morning, finished 221 out of 1600 runners, with two strained and taped calves. So pretty happy with that :)
 
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Gronk

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Did the Mountain TO Mountain Charity run this morning, finished in the top 240 out of 1600 runners, with two strained and taped calves. So pretty happy with that :)

We done mate. Nice warm up for the City to Surf.
 

Kornstar

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Nearly 5% of the voting population. 1 in 20 voters are idiots.

Still not a lot. I would suggest more than 1 in 20 are idiots.

Although, people are entitled to have a different opinion to you and she has some good points, just some of the others are diabolical.......and that video was amazing. She might think that way and I am sure many people think that way but why would you say it on a broadcast?

You are probably lucky she does do stupid shit like that because if she was smarter there are so many ways she could get more votes because there are many more voters who are on her wavelength that would vote for her if not for some of the extreme comments she makes and how dumb she appears to come across.
 

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