Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Ignoring a ping is bad karma.

 

[hindy111]

I have been having this wild dream. I am making love to bjork. And it involves tooth picks.

 

[Bazal]

I have been having this wild dream. I am making love to bjork. And it involves tooth picks.

What, besides the one in your pants?

 

[hindy111]

What, besides the one in your pants?

She stabs me with them while I make love to her.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

She stabs me with them while I make love to her.

Probably less painful than her singing.

 

[Gronk]

Oops

 

[hindy111]

So am I 1st or 2nd gen Australian ? My mu m and dad come on a boat in 50s.

 

[Eelogical]

So am I 1st or 2nd gen Australian ? My mu m and dad come on a boat in 50s.

You parents are first generation Australians, having been born overseas and relocated to Australia. You, being the result of a night of passion, are second generation Australian.

 

[hindy111]

You parents are first generation Australians, having been born overseas and relocated to Australia. You, being the result of a night of passion, are second generation Australian.

Thanks. This changes everything.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pretty sure my dad @Gazzamatta posts on here. Does that make me a second generation poster?

 

[hindy111]

Pretty sure my dad @Gazzamatta posts on here. Does that make me a second generation poster?

You remind me of a mosquito

 

[hindy111]

2009 strider..... wow

She needs a man like you.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You remind me of a mosquito

 

[Eelogical]

Pretty sure my dad @Gazzamatta posts on here. Does that make me a second generation poster?

Depends. Where did he make his original post?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Depends. Where did he make his original post?

On the toilet.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

You remind me of a mosquito

Does he smell like teen spirit?

 

[Delboy]

Oops

C'mon Gronk, didn't we agree that political postings were not on.

I know you are far left and an Abbott hater, but give it a break. It's the footy season, not one of your Get Up meetings

 

[Eelogical]

On the toilet.

Well, that explains why people think you're a marine biologist.

 

[strider]

2009 strider..... wow

She needs a man like you.

My first thought was, 2009 was a good year, we made the grand final

Would you accomodate her hindy?

 

[T.S Quint]

C'mon Gronk, didn't we agree that political postings were not on.

I know you are far left and an Abbott hater, but give it a break. It's the footy season, not one of your Get Up meetings

Are we supposed to be talking footy in the Non-Footy Chat thread?

Well this changes everything!