Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Ask Alan what happened in the London public toilet. It was never really explained.

Well I was going to vote labor tbh. Nnow I think after listening to mr Jones I am starting to change view. He has exposed this shorten guy big time.

 

[Gronk]

Well I was going to vote labor tbh. Nnow I think after listening to mr Jones I am starting to change view. He has exposed this shorten guy big time.

You should absolutely do what Alan says. After all, he's a man of the people. Lives on Struggle Street.

 

[hindy111]

You should absolutely do what Alan says. After all, he's a man of the people. Lives on Struggle Street.

You just dont get my humour do you. See this is a joke. Allan is a twat but he does a good show and its well written. He is far to bias to take seriously. Anyone who is too Bias I find hard to value their opinion as it comes across as selfish and narrow minded.

 

[strider]

You just dont get my humour do you. See this is a joke. Allan is a twat but he does a good show and its well written. He is far to bias to take seriously. Anyone who is too Bias I find hard to value their opinion as it comes across as selfish and narrow minded.

Agree. I hate biased penrith fans too

 

[hindy111]

Agree. I hate biased penrith fans too

The washing machine deal is off

 

[Eelogical]

If I was selling washing machines in Penrith I'd throw in a 20 year warranty, though I wouldn't expect too many takers on the offer.

 

[strider]

The washing machine deal is off

Oh crap .... just jokes mate, jokes

 

[hindy111]

Oh crap .... just jokes mate, jokes

Ok. We need a plan of attack. Hows this sound. We walk in and say hey we need a vacuum and washing machine, Now thats 2 items so do us a good deal

 

[Gary Gutful]

Ok. We need a plan of attack. Hows this sound. We walk in and say hey we need a vacuum and washing machine, Now thats 2 items so do us a good deal

Shit plan.

 

[strider]

Ok. We need a plan of attack. Hows this sound. We walk in and say hey we need a vacuum and washing machine, Now thats 2 items so do us a good deal

How about we walk in and say, this is a stick up! Grab a washing machine and vacuum and run .... you carry the washing machine cos you are young and fit

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

One of you could go all Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

 

[strider]

One of you could go all Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

How will that get us what we want?

 

[Gary Gutful]

How will that get us what we want?

I was literally about to type the same thing.

FFS Loser Baby!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

How will that get us what we want?

Well they'll probably agree to anything just to get you to leave. Or they might like what they see and do you a good deal.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I was literally about to type the same thing.

FFS Loser Baby!

See above

 

[Gary Gutful]

See above

You done this before haven’t you?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You done this before haven’t you?

I got my sandwich press for free.

 

[hindy111]

Ok hows this.

We walk in. When the salesmen gets near you say we are after some whitegoods but you don't really have what I want. Then I say do us a f**king deal or I will f**k you up. Now hurry the f**k up?

 

[strider]

Ok hows this.

We walk in. When the salesmen gets near you say we are after some whitegoods but you don't really have what I want. Then I say do us a f**king deal or I will f**k you up. Now hurry the f**k up?

But he will say, you just said we dont have what you want

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Why do brides wear white?





















all new household appliances are white!