Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

You didn't face the music when it tanked so your gloating will be duly ignored.

 

[hindy111]

Congratulation Avenger.
Did you hold onto many?

 

[Avenger]

You didn't face the music when it tanked so your gloating will be duly ignored.

Yes I did you dick. I took the piss out of myself plenty of times. Read back.

 

[Avenger]

Congratulation Avenger.
Did you hold onto many?

I only have 2 left.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yes I did you dick. I took the piss out of myself plenty of times. Read back.

I tried to search for 'Avenger Bitcoin' but it came up with 12,349 posts. Ill have to take your word for it.

 

[Avenger]

I tried to search for 'Avenger Bitcoin' but it came up with 12,349 posts. Ill have to take your word for it.

Thanks. One thing you can be confident of is that I don’t do is bullshit. I change my mind, I big note. I pick on people and scream. But I don’t lie. I am however the spiritual leader of this forum.

 

[hindy111]

Thanks. One thing you can be confident of is that I don’t do is bullshit. I change my mind, I big note. I pick on people and scream. But I don’t lie. I am however the spiritual leader of this forum.

We should vote on this.
I always thought Mick was the spiritual leader tbh.

 

[Avenger]

We should vote on this.
I always thought Mick was the spiritual leader tbh.

You are definitely the biggest shit stirrer. Do people realise you were once known as Maroubra Eel?

You remember my old username?

 

[Gary Gutful]

You are definitely the biggest shit stirrer. Do people realise you were once known as Maroubra Eel?

You remember my old username?

Bartman?

 

[hindy111]

You are definitely the biggest shit stirrer. Do people realise you were once known as Maroubra Eel?

You remember my old username?

I am being 100% I was never a different username nor have I ever made a fake name and posted on here.....

 

[Gary Gutful]

I used to be Mick111

 

[hindy111]

A ham Sandwich goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. The barman says
Sorry but we dont serve food.

 

[Eelogical]

What's a Sandiwch?

 

[Gronk]

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money."

"What are the three tests?" asks the man

"Gotta pay first."

So the guy gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar.

"OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."

"Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says the man, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!"

The new guy proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve.

"Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs.

He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence.

Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body.

"NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?"

 

[hindy111]

A ham Sandwich goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. The barman says
Sorry but we dont serve food

 

[84 Baby]

A Ham sandwich goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. The barman asks “have you ever had a parrot on your left shoulder?”

 

[hindy111]

 

[hindy111]

Aerial view

 

[hindy111]

Side shot

 

[84 Baby]

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f**k Mick, you could make killing selling to merkins here