Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bazal]

I’m inferring that you got your inference wrong

Well you, sir, have inferred incorrectly that I have made an inference.

I made an assumption. Or at best a presumption. At a stretch, a supposition

 

[84 Baby]

@84 Baby
How did you go with your landscaping quotation?

I’m remeasuring and going back for more info

 

[84 Baby]

Well you, sir, have inferred incorrectly that I have made an inference.

I made an assumption. Or at best a presumption. At a stretch, a supposition

You sir can go supposit your presumption in your assumption

 

[Bazal]

You sir can go supposit your presumption in your assumption

I reckon I got the inference there...

 

[Suitman]

I’m remeasuring and going back for more info

Well, let me know if you need any advice at any stage.

 

[hindy111]

I’m remeasuring and going back for more info

Look 5 inches is below average but not terrible.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You'd have to slow cook it, but there'd be heaps more flavor

If it's a looser you'd only have to cook it at normal speed.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

But you'd have to cook the shit out of it.

 

[Eelogical]

“Horse burgers for dinner again kids”

You know, Trevor reads this forum.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You know, Trevor reads this forum.

Since I had him he really has fallen off a cliff. He only used to read Grindr ads.

 

[Eelogical]

Since I had him he really has fallen off a cliff. He only used to read Grindr ads.

Was he always your mane man?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Was he always your mane man?

Neigh

 

[Gary Gutful]

You know, Trevor reads this forum.

Horses can't read, you horse's's' arse.

 

[strider]

Horses can't read, you horse's's' arse.

I think someone needs to scan some Mr Ed tapes for comprehensive proof

 

[Gary Gutful]

Forgot about that merkin. He might be a special case.

 

[Bazal]

Forgot about that merkin. He might be a special case.

Even if he's not and horses can read, how the f**k would they log in? You can't type with hooves!

 

[Suitman]

Even if he's not and horses can read, how the f**k would they log in? You can't type with hooves!

He used to dial the phone with a pen.
Anything's possible.

 

[Bazal]

He used to dial the phone with a pen.
Anything's possible.

This implies the existence of a terrifying reality where horses are both sentient and have opposable thumbs...

 

[strider]

This implies the existence of a terrifying reality where horses are both sentient and have opposable thumbs...

Maybe he stuck a carrot in his mouth

 

[Poupou Escobar]

*anus