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Non Footy Chat Thread II

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FMD pro-lifers are angry merkins

I’m not sure I feel comfortable bringing a child into a world with such angry merkins
 

Gronk

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Barnaby to the rescue
PR exercise to rebuild his brand and reputation.

He's gone all churchy after banging his PA and having a baby out of wedlock.

Meanwhile his PA has porked out and his ex is like - hold my beer.

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Meanwhile some merkins are blind to justice and maintain (without ever hearing the actual evidence due to the closed court) that Pell is a victim of a witch hunt.


 

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Meanwhile some merkins are blind to justice and maintain (without ever hearing the actual evidence due to the closed court) that Pell is a victim of a witch hunt.



And people eat it up. Eg my father, who believes it's a leftist conspiracy to cover pedophiles at the ABC or something... Sigh.
 

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And people eat it up. Eg my father, who believes it's a leftist conspiracy to cover pedophiles at the ABC or something... Sigh.

It goes deeper it seems and involves the Clintons and the Deep State !

 

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Meanwhile some merkins are blind to justice and maintain (without ever hearing the actual evidence due to the closed court) that Pell is a victim of a witch hunt.



They've got two choices.

Double down.

Or concede they have supported and continue to support a convicted pedo.
 

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Religion and politics have to mix unfortunately but its just so predictable that right whingers have to support Pell and not abortion.

They all seem to be about as brain washed as Izzy to me.
 

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Three Holy Men and a Bear...
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.. Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.
Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.
Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'
Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear.
And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.
So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. Hallelujah!
The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.
The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
 

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Religion and politics have to mix unfortunately but its just so predictable that right whingers have to support Pell and not abortion.

They all seem to be about as brain washed as Izzy to me.

Imagine however he was right and you where wrong. Wouldn't that make you brainwashed for believing the non believers?
 
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