Non Footy Chat Thread II

[parra pete]

A bloke from Sydney drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area between Booligal and Ivanhoe. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull."
Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The city-slicker was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
The city slicker noticed a lot of flies around Old Buddy..He asked the farmer "Do you ever shoo them?"
To which the farmer replied.."Nah, we just let em get around barefoot!"

 

[hindy111]

Poor Gronk. Listens to what he is told like a good little boy.
Now follow those rules Gronk you dont wna get in trouble. Be a good little boy.

 

[hindy111]

what opinion did I express on abortion or Pell ?

Period

 

[84 Baby]

Imagine however he was right and you where wrong. Wouldn't that make you brainwashed for believing the non believers?

Imagine if They wanted you to be non-conformist. Wouldn’t that make you brainwashed for non-conforming?

 

[Gronk]

Poor Gronk. Listens to what he is told like a good little boy.
Now follow those rules Gronk you dont wna get in trouble. Be a good little boy.

I do what ever Alan tells me mate.

 

[Bazal]

The same people capable of siring Bazal obviously

It does take a certain kind of depravity, you're not wrong there

 

[Bazal]

Imagine however he was right and you where wrong. Wouldn't that make you brainwashed for believing the non believers?

Imagine all the people, sharing all the world...

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Meanwhile some merkins are blind to justice and maintain (without ever hearing the actual evidence due to the closed court) that Pell is a victim of a witch hunt.

They're not blind to justice, they simply believe that the presumption of innocence applies only to themselves and the perpetrators of 800 years of institutionalised child abuse. I enjoy taking my moral cues from such people. They're tops.

 

[Bandwagon]

Imagine all the people, sharing all the world...

You're a f**king dreamer mate.

 

[hindy111]

Imagine all the people, sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer.
But striders not the only one.
I hope some day Gary will join us
And we all will live as one

 

[Gary Gutful]

I do what ever Alan tells me mate.

I live next door to him.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You may say I'm a dreamer.
But striders not the only one.
I hope some day Gary will join us
And we all will live as one

Imagine there's no Penrith.
Its easy if you can...

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

At least the Vatican's money is safe, now, and no one has to worry about Pell finding another hidden $2b...

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yep, they can go back to serving pizzas to pedophile lizards.

 

[Twizzle]

I am the chosen one.

 

[Twizzle]

At least the Vatican's money is safe, now, and no one has to worry about Pell finding another hidden $2b...

conspiracy theory number 263478494636

 

[Gary Gutful]

I am the chosen one.

Yep. You were chosen to moderate a bunch of gibberers. Bad luck.

 

[hindy111]

Yep. You were chosen to moderate a bunch of gibberers. Bad luck.

What makes you think he has a thing better to do?

 

[Gary Gutful]

What makes you think he has a thing better to do?

Who wouldn't prefer to drive around Northern NSW in this?

 

[84 Baby]

conspiracy theory number 263478494636

I’m not calling that number, Casper