Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

If a chicken clucks in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound ?

Cluck yeah!

 

[Gronk]

Cluck yeah!

Cluck off !

 

[hindy111]

If a chicken clucks in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound ?

A chicken Boks not clucks

 

[hindy111]

Chicken is an amazing meat.

 

[Gronk]

A chicken Boks not clucks

 

[Gary Gutful]

A chicken Boks not clucks

It says "bok" when it clucks.

 

[hindy111]

It says "bok" when it clucks.

The rooster has sex with the chicken.
Who has sex with the hen?

f**k. Strider?

Someone save the Lemon. I was going to put that in my tea.

 

[strider]

The rooster has sex with the chicken.
Who has sex with the hen?

f**k. Strider?

Someone save the Lemon. I was going to put that in my tea.

nah not me ... i don't f**k hens

 

[Noise]

nah not me ... i don't f**k hens

*tens

 

[Twizzle]

not the ugly ones anyway

 

[hindy111]

nah not me ... i don't f**k hens

Ahh to bad

 

[Gronk]

I’m calling it. The craft beer snobs have been up to no good.

 

[Eelogical]

I’m calling it. The craft beer snobs have been up to no good.

It's VB. Even @Gary Gutful wouldn't dare float a case of that shit down the river to me.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Nope. I like you too much Eelo. Did you get your case of Powers Bitter?

 

[Eelogical]

Nope. I like you too much Eelo. Did you get your case of Powers Bitter?

I was in Yamba, sucking down a few Stone and Woodies. I'll check out Woody Pt tomorrow.

 

[Twizzle]

I'll check out Woody Pt tomorrow.

top fishing spot

 

[Gary Gutful]

I was in Yamba, sucking down a few Stone and Woodies. I'll check out Woody Pt tomorrow.

They might have ended up at Moreton Island.

 

[Eelogical]

They might have ended up at Moreton Island.

I'll check the tides, Moreton is quite the swim but I have flippers.

 

[hindy111]

Anyone watching the dock on SBS about concussions and sports?

 

[Gronk]

Kieran Foran‘s Dad has ditched Walmart and will be CEO of Air NZ from Jan.