Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Incorrect]

A mate of mine works at Woolies head office and said their sales are putting Xmas trading in the shade right now. Also said talks were initiated with the army to distribute should the stores have to close... Not sure which army, might be the Blue and Gold army... If so, I expect all of you merkins to enlist. Uncle Brad Wants you!!

 

[Noise]

A mate of mine works at Woolies head office and said their sales are putting Xmas trading in the shade right now. Also said talks were initiated with the army to distribute should the stores have to close... Not sure which army, might be the Blue and Gold army... If so, I expect all of you merkins to enlist. Uncle Brad Wants you!!

Yep same. On an average Monday Woolies do $100 million. This Monday they did $178 million.

 

[Twizzle]

Coles are desperately in need of over 5,000 shelf stackers and delivery drivers, so if anyone is after short term employment

 

[Noise]

Coles are desperately in need of over 5,000 shelf stackers and delivery drivers, so if anyone is after short term employment

Woolies are offering baggage handlers / airport staff work as the airports are going to be quiet.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Coles are desperately in need of over 5,000 shelf stackers and delivery drivers, so if anyone is after short term employment

there will be a shit load of hospitality works looking for work today after the banning of indoor gatherings of 100 or more.....

that basically shuts down (or drastically reduces sales) of any decent size pub / club / restaurant etc etc. Friday / Saturday night trade is f**ked!!

 

[strider]

Ive been busy all day .... any of you merkins died yet?

 

[Gronk]

Ive been busy all day .... any of you merkins died yet?

How do we know you haven't?

 

[strider]

How do we know you haven't?

Come to think of it, i dont see any post where you are all concerned for my health .... im in the 0.4% risk group ffs

 

[Gary Gutful]

Come to think of it, i dont see any post where you are all concerned for my health .... im in the 0.4% risk group ffs

Stay safe, merkin.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Ive been busy all day .... any of you merkins died yet?

A couple of my jokes died. Does that count?

 

[hindy111]

A couple of my jokes died. Does that count?

How do you weigh a millennial?
In instagrams

 

[Happy MEel]

A couple of my jokes died. Does that count?

RIP Gary

 

[strider]

A couple of my jokes died. Does that count?

thats just a given

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Come to think of it, i dont see any post where you are all concerned for my health .... im in the 0.4% risk group ffs

Where does that rank on the scale of risk?

 

[strider]

Where does that rank on the scale of risk?

somewhere between 0 and 100%

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

somewhere between 0 and 100%

Yeah but it sounds like it's either really really good or really really bad.

 

[hindy111]

RIP Gary

The Corolla virus got him and he turned into what appears to be some sort of wheel.

 

[hindy111]

f**k. Now I do not know who to believe.Email from real estate Dib..

 

[Bandwagon]

Stay in the shed.

Real estate is going to be hit, and hard.

Credit markets are freezing, the RBA just announced 90 Billion f**king dollars to the banks to try and keep credit flowing

https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/6687063/rba-slashes-rate-launches-stimulus-steps/?cs=14231

There's a flight to cash, US dollars, that's why our dollar has shit it's self.

Never take advice on the housing market from a bloke that sells houses for a living, it's almost as bad as taking financial advice from some nuffy on the internet..............

 

[Gary Gutful]

Happy as a pig in plop that we sold our house in Brisbane. Going to rent for a while...