Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Poupou Escobar]

Well Suitman and Bazal might be relaxed and amused but I'm f**king angry about all these insults flying around ffs!

 

[Bazal]

Well Suitman and Bazal might be relaxed and amused but I'm f**king angry about all these insults flying around ffs!

f**k up, you pustulent merkin sore. Go stick your cock in a bucket of razorblades.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

FFS merkin!!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

That insult only works with eels fans. Who else just happens to have a bucket of razorblades lying around?

 

[Twizzle]

Do you do automotive electrical stuff, too? I'm trying to source a box of spark plug gaps at a decent price.

you'd have just as mush trouble trying find a car that has spark plugs now days

 

[strider]

He only needs the gaps ffs ... must be plenty of them around

 

[Incorrect]

He only needs the gaps ffs ... must be plenty of them around

The Eels 2018 defensive line had plenty of gaps, he should check there first....

 

[Gary Gutful]

Might find a few pillows as well.

 

[Incorrect]

Might find a few pillows as well.

Definitely no spark

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[strider]

Can see a hundred unfit merkins putting their shoulders out trying to replicate

 

[Twizzle]

He only needs the gaps ffs ... must be plenty of them around

hacksaw blade used to work if you didn't have the gauges

 

[Eelogical]

hacksaw blade used to work if you didn't have the gauges

Pro mechanics trusted the factory settings. I used a hacksaw blade to set some points a few times.

 

[Bandwagon]

Pro mechanics trusted the factory settings. I used a hacksaw blade to set some points a few times.

Tally ho's were made for this.

 

[Eelogical]

Tally ho's were made for this.

Not in Nimbin, they weren't.

 

[Bandwagon]

Not in Nimbin, they weren't.

That's because they don't understand dwell angle

 

[Eelogical]

That's because they don't understand dwell angle

That's advanced thinking.

 

[Bandwagon]

That's advanced thinking.

Now that's how you do a euphemism.

 

[Eelogical]

Just did a scan of youtube for some interesting content. FMD there's some shit on there. It's getting harder to sort the wagyu from the guernseys. Still, I've heard Tik Tok is a lot worse and I have no desire to test that opinion.

 

[hindy111]

That insult only works with eels fans. Who else just happens to have a bucket of razorblades lying around?

Umm me. I have like 50 different brands. Loaded a polsilver in my muhle r41 the other day. His is the bees knees of blades.