Non Footy Chat Thread II

[strider]

How do I stop a dog shitting on my garden ?

Spoiler

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Thinking of getting one of those camouflage motion cameras to catch the merkin who encourages his ugly mutt to drop his guts in my garden.

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get a large snake

 

[Bandwagon]

What are you going to do once you have footage?

Collect turds and wrap in paper

Find out where dog lives

Set paper wrapped turds on fire

Ring doorbell.

 

[T.S Quint]

I thought shit was good for gardens. Just keep it there and hope for more.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I've been shitting in my garden for years.

 

[Twizzle]

I thought shit was good for gardens. Just keep it there and hope for more.

from herbivores but not carnivores

 

[Gary Gutful]

from herbivores but not carnivores

How do you know its not one of those hipster vegan dogs?

 

[Gronk]

get a large snake

The snake seems to be coming up frequently as a viable solution for possums and dogs.

 

[hindy111]

I've been shitting in my garden for years.

I urinate in my garden. It kills the grass. Extremely powerful urine. It could cure corona

 

[strider]

How do you know its not one of those hipster vegan dogs?

i bet those snobs drink craft beer too

 

[T.S Quint]

from herbivores but not carnivores

You never know. Might get a decent steak tree out of it.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pubs are opening up again. Cheers!

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Gronk]

Say when ...

 

[hindy111]

i bet those snobs drink craft beer too

And have soy milk in there lattes

 

[hindy111]

Pubs are opening up again. Cheers!

That is my type of women. Classy is so overated. She can even roll her own smokes.

 

[hineyrulz]

I've been shitting in my garden for years.

Gary Joggerful

 

[strider]

That is my type of women. Classy is so overated. She can even roll her own smokes.

she'd eat you alive hindy

 

[hineyrulz]

she'd eat you alive hindy

He wishes.

 

[hindy111]

Gary Joggerful

I'm reporting this.
When suitman said some filth on here this is certainly over the line.
f**king disgusting

 

[hindy111]

she'd eat you alive hindy

I know but let me pretend I am some sort of dominant alpha male on here atleast.