Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Eelogical]

 

[Eelogical]

 

[Bazal]

You realise that you've now just invited three shit jokes about Canberra?

Invited or not, they rain down like shit from a busted sewerage plant.

Why not get one in myself?

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Gary Gutful]

Tosser?

....lol

 

[Gary Gutful]

By the way, look at the shitty cementing job with the tosser sign...clearly the guy who did it was up to his eyeballs in meth and woodstock.

 

[Eelogical]

Tosser?

....lol

He had a hankering for two-up.

 

[Gronk]

I find that movie a bit offensive to people with low IQs

Yeah but Ginny let Forrest f**k her. So I call that even.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

It's a little known fact that Dick only adopted the surname 'Turner' very late in life in an attempt to cast his nickname in a more humorous light. Another little known fact is that #3 was so stubborn that his name gave rise to a commonly used adjective.

 

[84 Baby]

A dick tosser turner does sound very complex

 

[84 Baby]

It's a little known fact that Dick only adopted the surname 'Turner' very late in life in an attempt to cast his nickname in a more humorous light. Another little known fact is that #3 was so stubborn that his name gave rise to a commonly used adjective.

I’m also known to be quite tony at times

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I’m also known to be quite tony at times

I thought he meant his surname, Field.

 

[strider]

I thought he meant his surname, Field.

Clearly a very famous family

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Clearly a very famous family

It's not the Fieldsy family.

 

[Eelogical]

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

The merkin in the middle of the back row would be hard to tackle in that age group. Did you absolutely kill it that year Eelogical?

 

[Eelogical]

The merkin in the middle of the back row would be hard to tackle in that age group. Did you absolutely kill it that year Eelogical?

I was in my prime. I was the only one with footy boots, too.

 

[Gary Gutful]

He looks like he was slowly eating the rest of the team.