Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Eelogical]

He looks like he was slowly eating the rest of the team.

It was a degustation menu. I take your point.

 

[Eelogical]

Artie would have been proud.

 

[Gronk]

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

 

[Twizzle]

he's not real ya know, so how can he be gay ?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Just like Dumbledore, I'll believe it when I see him having sex with men. Nickelodeon make it happen.

 

[strider]

Do sea sponges have gender? Maybe they are all gay/bi/hetro

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Where the f**k's Gary when you need him?

 

[Eelogical]

Where the f**k's Gary when you need him?

Probably on Nickelodeon's website.

 

[Bazal]

Do sea sponges have gender? Maybe they are all gay/bi/hetro

Sponges are all hermaphrodites. Spongebob would mostly be f**king himself!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

See now this is just a PR retcon and should be called out as shallow attention grabbing by Nickelodeon.

https://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/spongebob-is-asexual-says-creator-20050129-gdzgke.html

It's a kids cartoon, FMD. Merkins should stop forcing everything to comply with some imaginary social idea, and re-writing history for corporate PR reasons.

 

[hindy111]

Just like Dumbledore, I'll believe it when I see him having sex with men. Nickelodeon make it happen.

I heard the Duke left his wife in the 80s to experiment with men. It may of been spongebob

 

[hindy111]

My guess is spongebob is pansexual

 

[strider]

So he is not gay. But he's a wanker.

 

[Gronk]

Sponges are all hermaphrodites. Spongebob would mostly be f**king himself!



See now this is just a PR retcon and should be called out as shallow attention grabbing by Nickelodeon.

https://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/spongebob-is-asexual-says-creator-20050129-gdzgke.html

It's a kids cartoon, FMD. Merkins should stop forcing everything to comply with some imaginary social idea, and re-writing history for corporate PR reasons.

LGBTQIA includes asexual.

 

[Gronk]

I heard the Duke left his wife in the 80s to experiment with men. It may of been spongebob

You heard ..

 

[Bazal]

LGBTQIA includes asexual.

Biological asexual is not social construct asexual. Asexual is not gay.

Try again

 

[Gronk]

Biological asexual is not social construct asexual. Asexual is not gay.

Try again

You’re applying an anatomical definition to LGTBTQIA whereas really it’s just a non-mainstream sexual orientation or gender identity. So really it’s up to Sponge Bob (or his literary creator) as to what he is.

 

[Eelogical]

So he is not gay. But he's a wanker.

Maybe so, but I bet he's soaking up the attention.

 

[Bazal]

You’re applying an anatomical definition to LGTBTQIA whereas really it’s just a non-mainstream sexual orientation or gender identity. So really it’s up to Sponge Bob (or his literary creator) as to what he is.

His creator is dead and Nickelodeon have retconned what he said 15 years ago. Which you've conveniently obfuscated.

Attention grab, simple.

 

[Gronk]

His creator is dead and Nickelodeon have retconned what he said 15 years ago. Which you've conveniently obfuscated.

Attention grab, simple.

Reconned ? That’s your opinion. His wife is still alive, I’m sure she’d know.

We should Ping her.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You heard ..

I assume he meant that he was trying to give them superpowers. By administering hot beef injections.