Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Im pretty sure it will be a happy ending

Miks visiting tomorrow. You could of met him. Shame

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I actually thought cateract dam was more interesting ... im gonna give woronora a visit soon ... i will do all the dams of sydney and write a report

Don't forget the photos.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I drove to warragamba dam today ... i was gonna head up to perith to visit you but couldnt be f**ked

I got inspired by Eelo today.

We drove Canberra-Yass-Tumut-Cooma-Canberra

492km round trip.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I got inspired by Eelo today.

We drove Canberra-Yass-Tumut-Cooma-Canberra

492km round trip.

I have property near Yass. At least I assume it's still there. Love it down that way.

 

[strider]

Miks visiting tomorrow. You could of met him. Shame

Im devastated

 

[Gary Gutful]

I have property near Yass. At least I assume it's still there. Love it down that way.

I don't want to concern you, but I couldn't see it when I went past.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I don't want to concern you, but I couldn't see it when I went past.

Can you do the reverse trip tomorrow? I'd like a second opinion.

 

[hindy111]

Im devastated

He is bringing his female friends. They love older men. And Sunday drives. Shame you could of entertaind them while me and Mik ate Salami and cheese

 

[hindy111]

I don't want to concern you, but I couldn't see it when I went past.

It's the one with the trees

 

[strider]

He is bringing his female friends. They love older men. And Sunday drives. Shame you could of entertaind them while me and Mik ate Salami and cheese

well i might have a bit of spare time tomorrow

 

[Gary Gutful]

Why do I get the feeling that this seems like the start of a dodgy porno?

Plot twist: Mik and Hindy wont be eating salami and cheese.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Plot twist No. 2: There are no female friends.

...which means that maybe I called the first plot twist too early.

 

[hindy111]

Im devastated

What a day.....
Shame you couldnt make it. One of the girls was off from her modeling job so come along.
She is fascinated with dams and water.
Loves to get wet. Sounds like you too would of hit it off.
Anyhows Mik was quite popular. He bought out a cheese board and then followed it up with some Salami.

 

[hindy111]

Plot twist No. 2: There are no female friends.

...which means that maybe I called the first plot twist too early.

I'm having tomorrow off from over twisting.

 

[Eelogical]

I actually thought cateract dam was more interesting ... im gonna give woronora a visit soon ... i will do all the dams of sydney and write a report

I expect you to start with Parramatta

I got inspired by Eelo today.

We drove Canberra-Yass-Tumut-Cooma-Canberra

492km round trip.

Did you take a selfie with the big trout at Adaminaby?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I expect you to start with Parramatta

Did you take a selfie with the big trout at Adaminaby?

No. But I can confirm that he is still there.

 

[emjaycee]

Damn it

 

[parra pete]

I have property near Yass. At least I assume it's still there. Love it down that way.

Is it true there are no bananas in Yass?

 

[parra pete]

A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies in Yass to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday..
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb...Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for $44."
She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts..
At first she's really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $44. How did you get $58.50?"
"The Duck Caller is $11, and the Fish Bait is $3.50

 

[Incorrect]

Good one Pete...