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Non Footy Chat Thread II

Eelogical

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Gee, Warragamba has gone to shit.
 

parra pete

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Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a shoe shine is always located. He sits on the couch, examines the Wall Street Journal, and the shoe shine gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look.

One morning the shoeshine asks the Executive Director: - What do you think about the situation in the stock market?
The Director asks in turn arrogantly: - Why are you so interested in that - that topic?
“I have a million dollars in your bank," the shoeshine says, "and I'm considering investing some of the money in the capital market.” - What your name? – Asks the Director. - John Smith H.

The Director arrives at the bank and asks the Manager of the Customer Department: - Do we have a client named John Smith H.?
- "Certainly" –answers the Customer Service Manager–, "he is a highly esteemed customer. He has a million dollars in his account."
The Director comes out, approaches the shoeshine, and says: - "Mr. Smith, I ask you this coming Monday to be the guest of honour at our board meeting and tell us the story of your life.
"I am sure we will have something to learn from you.
At the board meeting, the Executive Director introduces him to the board members: - "We all know Mr. Smith, who makes our shoes shine in the corner;
"But Mr. Smith is also our esteemed customer with a million dollars in his account.
"I invited him to tell us the story of his life. I am sure we can learn from him.
Mr. Smith began his story: -
"I came to this country fifty years ago as a young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name. I got off the ship without a penny.
"The first thing I did was change my name to Smith. I was hungry and exhausted. I started wandering around looking for a job but to no avail.
"Suddenly I found a coin on the sidewalk. I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and quench my hunger or start a business.
" I sold the apple for two dollars and bought two apples with the money.
" I also sold them and continued in business.
" When I started accumulating dollars, I was able to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes.
"I didn't spend a penny on entertainment or clothing, I just bought bread and some cheese to survive. I saved penny by penny and after a while, I bought a new set of shoe brushes and ointments in different shades and expanded my clientele.
"I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny.
"After a while I was able to buy an armchair so that my clients could sit comfortably while cleaning their shoes, and that brought me more clients. I did not spend a penny on the joys of life. I kept saving every penny.
"A few years ago, when the previous shoe shine on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his shoeshine location at this great place".
Finally, three months ago, my sister, who was a prostitute in Chicago, passed away and left me a million dollars.......
 

hindy111

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How would this work
I have a mobile phone and tablet with optus. Mobile is not under contract so easy to change. The tablet still have about 10mths of the 24mths left.
Since I've moved the reception is terrible. Speed test will be 30 early morning and down to 1 or 2 after 9am. I use tablet to stream internet as get 200gb.
The service is basicaly unusable. Will I have to pay contract out?
 

strider

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How would this work
I have a mobile phone and tablet with optus. Mobile is not under contract so easy to change. The tablet still have about 10mths of the 24mths left.
Since I've moved the reception is terrible. Speed test will be 30 early morning and down to 1 or 2 after 9am. I use tablet to stream internet as get 200gb.
The service is basicaly unusable. Will I have to pay contract out?
I have a relo who was with optus. The reception where they live went to shit. They contacted optus and complained. Eventually a tech dude called them and acknowledged it was a black spot and would be fixed in about 4 months ... told them they could cancel contract with no fee ... they were out of contract anyway so were able to switch ... but they waited the 4 months cos liked the optus deal. It never improved. They eventually switched to telstra.

You would have to contact them and see if they acknowledge its a problem where you live
 

84 Baby

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How would this work
I have a mobile phone and tablet with optus. Mobile is not under contract so easy to change. The tablet still have about 10mths of the 24mths left.
Since I've moved the reception is terrible. Speed test will be 30 early morning and down to 1 or 2 after 9am. I use tablet to stream internet as get 200gb.
The service is basicaly unusable. Will I have to pay contract out?
Contact Optus like strider said. That fails, find out which service is good in area and contact them. That fails, you’ll post here less for 10 months
 

hindy111

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I have a relo who was with optus. The reception where they live went to shit. They contacted optus and complained. Eventually a tech dude called them and acknowledged it was a black spot and would be fixed in about 4 months ... told them they could cancel contract with no fee ... they were out of contract anyway so were able to switch ... but they waited the 4 months cos liked the optus deal. It never improved. They eventually switched to telstra.

You would have to contact them and see if they acknowledge its a problem where you live

Issue with tablet is it was included in package. And has 6mths left of the 24mth contract. Part of the deal would include payment for this I assume.
I'll switch phone and maybe just cop the poor internet for 6mths
 

Eelementary

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How would this work
I have a mobile phone and tablet with optus. Mobile is not under contract so easy to change. The tablet still have about 10mths of the 24mths left.
Since I've moved the reception is terrible. Speed test will be 30 early morning and down to 1 or 2 after 9am. I use tablet to stream internet as get 200gb.
The service is basicaly unusable. Will I have to pay contract out?

I would imagine that they put something in the fine print of their contracts that protects them in case you suffer from a black spot - maybe have a quick read through the contact.

Because of those loopholes in the contract, they generally are able to ask you to pay out the remainder of the deal.

But it all depends on the wording they used in the contact.
 

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