Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Joshuatheeel]

Every Maltese woman I’ve ever met was firey and had massive tits.

Prick!! Stop talking about my nan....

 

[hindy111]

Hey @hindy111 ricotta or pea pastizza?

3 of each

 

[Incorrect]

3 of each

Washed down with a bottle of Kinnie

 

[parra pete]

It was Friday evening, it had been payday and Bill had really had a tough week.
So on leaving the office, he decided that instead of going home, he would stay out for the entire weekend partying with his mates and in the process blow his entire weeks salary.
When he finally arrived home on Sunday evening he was confronted by his angry wife and, needless to say, she hurled abuse at him for nearly two hours in a tirade befitting his irresponsible actions.
Finally, as she stopped shouting at him, his wife said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”
“That would be fine with me,” Bill responded unwisely.
Monday went by and Bill didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
However, on Thursday, the swelling had gone down sufficiently for Bill to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Maltese ?

The only people more Aussie than Anglos.

 

[T.S Quint]

It was Friday evening, it had been payday and Bill had really had a tough week.
So on leaving the office, he decided that instead of going home, he would stay out for the entire weekend partying with his mates and in the process blow his entire weeks salary.
When he finally arrived home on Sunday evening he was confronted by his angry wife and, needless to say, she hurled abuse at him for nearly two hours in a tirade befitting his irresponsible actions.
Finally, as she stopped shouting at him, his wife said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”
“That would be fine with me,” Bill responded unwisely.
Monday went by and Bill didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
However, on Thursday, the swelling had gone down sufficiently for Bill to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Lol, spousal abuse.

 

[Eelogical]

The only people more Aussie than Anglos.

Well, we do have an ample rabbit population that more than satisfies their needs.

 

[hindy111]

Does anyone have old floorboards in house?
I just had some cypress pine sanded and polished. Beautifully piece of wood.

 

[strider]

Does anyone have old floorboards in house?
I just had some cypress pine sanded and polished. Beautifully piece of wood.

They end up annoyingly creaky

 

[hindy111]

They end up annoyingly creaky

You have them?

 

[strider]

You have them?

Yep

 

[hindy111]

Yep

How olds the place. Mine aren't real creeky .

 

[strider]

How olds the place. Mine aren't real creeky .

40s

 

[Old tiger 79]

You have them?

Yeah there good man

 

[hindy111]

40s

1910. Yours prob just need hammering down

 

[strider]

1910. Yours prob just need hammering down

Thats the thing. When you first do em they are tight, but over time they get creaky ... floorboards are nice. Bit hard to lie on tho

 

[Eelogical]

Thats the thing. When you first do em they are tight, but over time they get creaky ... floorboards are nice. Bit hard to lie on tho

Yep, women get like that as well.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Washed down with a bottle of Kinnie

We had a good sized Maltese community where I grew up and every school fete was awash with pastizzi and Kinnie. And those nuts coated in that red sugary stuff. Not sure if they are Maltese though.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I’m very familiar with the culture. I used to eat Maltesers as a kid.

 

[Incorrect]

We had a good sized Maltese community where I grew up and every school fete was awash with pastizzi and Kinnie. And those nuts coated in that red sugary stuff. Not sure if they are Maltese though.

I grew up in Greystanes, home to the annual Maltese Festival (aka The Festa)... At school you couldn't turn a corner without bumping in to a Borg, or Vassallo or Farrugia...