Non Footy Chat Thread II

[strider]

Your shortest post, EVER

thats all the thanks I get

 

[Twizzle]

lol, TheRam has a new toy

 

[hindy111]

lol, TheRam has a new toy

Yes it is true. And it sure is an amazing toy. Only for experienced users.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Spoiler

 

[Gary Gutful]

Damn, tried a spoiler inside a spoiler but it doesn’t work.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'm doing a poo and I just pissed down the front of my balls. Total accident.

 

[hindy111]

Damn, tried a spoiler inside a spoiler but it doesn’t work.

f**king rabbit

I'm doing a poo and I just pissed down the front of my balls. Total accident.

Dribbler

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Tip for young players: piss before sitting down.

 

[Gary Gutful]

But its comfy!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

True, but that's why my balls now smell like urine. I guess it's up to each man to weigh up the risks for himself.

 

[84 Baby]

Confucius says better to piss sitting down than shit standing up.

 

[Gronk]

Body building shortcuts.

Russian 'Popeye' has 3 pounds of 'dead' muscle removed after DIY bodybuilding injections

A 23-year-old bodybuilder in Russia who has been nicknamed “Popeye” due to his abnormally large arms has recently undergone the first of at least three surgeries to remove roughly three pounds of “dead” muscle tissue after he injected a dangerous enhancement substance — Synthol — into his biceps...

www.foxnews.com

 

[hineyrulz]

Those tits look fake.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If you can touch them they're real.

 

[Eelogical]

Those tits look fake.

You're the merkin who always keeps abreast of these things.

 

[hineyrulz]

You're the merkin who always keeps abreast of these things.

Good one Pete.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I just pissed on my balls standing up FFS! What the f**k is going on?

 

[Eelogical]

I just pissed on my balls standing up FFS! What the f**k is going on?

Are they arancini flavoured?

 

[Eelogical]

Good one Pete.

Actually, it's Trev. I'm filling in for Pete who's gone on holidays to Huskisson. Pete likes to go on holidays before the school holidays then make it back to Hay while the sun shines.

 

[hineyrulz]

I just pissed on my balls standing up FFS! What the f**k is going on?

Sounds like a regular Saturday night at the Chardies.