Non Footy Chat Thread II

[parra pete]

I picked up a vinyl LP called “Wasp Noises” at an Op Shop today. When I played the first track it didn’t sound like a wasp and the second track didn’t sound like a wasp either...
Then I realised I was playing the B side...

 

[Incorrect]

I picked up a vinyl LP called “Wasp Noises” at an Op Shop today. When I played the first track it didn’t sound like a wasp and the second track didn’t sound like a wasp either...
Then I realised I was playing the B side...

Nice. Keep 'em coming in 2022 Pete. Happy new year

 

[Gary Gutful]

Saved your best for the year until last @parra pete

 

[parra pete]

ONE MORE OLDIE....ONE OF MY FAVOURITES

In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a South African bush outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc) which protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said, “You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers, he’s my right-hand man and is really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless.”
Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a hunchback, one eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall.
“Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself.” ”Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines. I’ve represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of…..”
At that point, the colonel interrupted, “Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, he can find all that in your file. Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to piss off.”

 

[Gary Gutful]

Bad way to finish. You should have gone out on top.

 

[Eelogical]

Bad way to finish. You should have gone out on top.

I've found that 85% of women prefer this position.

 

[hineyrulz]

RIP Betty White

 

[hindy111]

RIP Betty White

WAs she the last of the golden girls?

 

[hineyrulz]

WAs she the last of the golden girls?

Yep, the oldest but the longest living.

 

[Twizzle]

99, couldn't quite make the ton

RIP, she was in so many movies

 

[Incorrect]

WAs she the last of the golden girls?

No, Bea Arthur is still around, coaching the Parramatta Eels...

 

[hineyrulz]

No, Bea Arthur is still around, coaching the Parramatta Eels...

 

[Twizzle]

hineyrulz has pics of her on his bedroom cieling

 

[hindy111]

hineyrulz has pics of her on his bedroom cieling

You've been in his bedroom?

 

[Twizzle]

You've been in his bedroom?

he posted it on Facebook

 

[hindy111]

he posted it on Facebook

You are a stalker and a peeping tom.
Happy new year

 

[hineyrulz]

hineyrulz has pics of her on his bedroom

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

SOTW!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Monster crab attacks Australian golfers

An enormous crab unexpectedly joined golfers for a round on Christmas Island and made off with some of their gear after slicing through one of their clubs “like a chainsaw”.

www.news.com.au

 

[strider]

Monster crab attacks Australian golfers

An enormous crab unexpectedly joined golfers for a round on Christmas Island and made off with some of their gear after slicing through one of their clubs “like a chainsaw”.

www.news.com.au

the NT News would have come up with a much better headline