Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Eelogical]

*red snapper.

* Gummy

 

[Gary Gutful]

Freddy Lussick appears to have had the absolute shit belted out of him.

 

[strider]

Freddy Lussick appears to have had the absolute shit belted out of him.

he shouldn't have stayed late at the pub and gone home late

 

[Twizzle]

I can't help it if the swell was choppy or that you didn't land a mangrove jack.

aint a lot of jacks around here, they are further north

 

[Gronk]

Yeah, right. Small details missing.

Melbourne six-year-old and her siblings pool pocket money to buy their first home

‘My name is Ruby and I’m six years old and I’m about to buy my first house.’

7news.com.au

 

[84 Baby]

Yeah, right. Small details missing.

Melbourne six-year-old and her siblings pool pocket money to buy their first home

‘My name is Ruby and I’m six years old and I’m about to buy my first house.’

7news.com.au

No the details are all there. The 3 kids (who can’t take up mortgage) contributed $2000 each to buy house for $671k.

 

[Incorrect]

No the details are all there. The 3 kids (who can’t take up mortgage) contributed $2000 each to buy house for $671k.

My 16 year old son has saved $20K since he started working at Woolies. I'm going to go and tell him he should go and buy 10 houses.

 

[Gronk]

My 16 year old son has saved $20K since he started working at Woolies. I'm going to go and tell him he should go and buy 10 houses.

16 years old ? Shameful. He should have started property investing 10 years ago.

 

[parra pete]

MYSTERY SOLVED -

HOW THE ANGEL FINISH UP ON TOP OF THE XMAS TREE!!

So one year, Santa was having a bad time of it. The reindeer were threatening a strike, the elves had to recall 30% of their toys due to manufacturing defects, all in all, just a frustrating time.
So Santa stood up and made a very LOUD announcement.
"I am going to my study. I'm taking my boots off, having a cup of hot cider, and am going to read a good book. I want. to. finish. my. book."
About 5 minutes later, he hears a knock on the the door to his study. In a fury, he slams down his book, stomps over to the door, flings it open, and says "And just what do YOU want?"
An angel is standing there with a pine tree. "Where would you like me to put the christmas tree?"

 

[Gronk]

 

[hindy111]

16 years old ? Shameful. He should have started property investing 10 years ago.

Very silly comment

 

[Gary Gutful]

He's a silly billy.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He's a duffer.

 

[Gary Gutful]

*fluffer

 

[hineyrulz]

*fluffer

Vulgar.

 

[Bandwagon]

Vulva

 

[Gary Gutful]

Vulgar.

 

[Eelogical]

Merry Christmas ya buncha vaxheads!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Gronk]

I know I prolly say this every year, but go my mate on Maritomo. He’s skipper and coming 17th for line honours. They are just off Wollongong. I know zip about sailing so don’t @ me.

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