Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

It was 1.35 only a month ago.

 

[Eelogical]

It was 1.35 only a month ago.

I'm considering getting a purple scooter if it keeps going at this rate. Besides, lime scooters are so 2020/21.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Do it you prick teaser!

 

[Gary Gutful]

I remember when pies were 13 cents and a proper Aussie burger was way less than a dollar. Now a bakery pie is 6-7 bucks + and a burger is $18-$20 and that comes with sloppy cheese, pickles and a skewer through it's heart, all on a brioche bun with chips on the side and no sign of f**king egg or beetroot. Nothing to see here.

I remember when corporates earned $50K, now a decent graduate can get close to double that.

 

[Bandwagon]

I remember when corporates earned $50K, now a decent graduate can get close to double that.

Yeah, but minimum wage is now about 40k, I remember my first full time pay was 56.40 for the week, though that was youth wages.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Do it you prick teaser!

Don't get him angry or he might not reveal everything.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Don't get him angry or he might not reveal everything.

He's been zigging and zagging recently. He needs to lay it on the line FFS!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah, but minimum wage is now about 40k, I remember my first full time pay was 56.40 for the week, though that was youth wages.

I remember walking backwards shaving dog balls to make that sort of money whilst listening to Gangstas Paradise on my walkman.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

A bit of action visiting old mate tonight. 2 doors up in St Clair.

Kids upstairs at the window, and everyone is swearing at old mate trying to rescue them, until a couple of shitless tradies in thongs took matters into their own hands and ran the gauntlet.

“ f**k the car, get the kids out you dickhead”

People near me enjoying the show with a few beers

This is what happens when you buy a ……….suv.

Hopefully, his Panthers sticker went up with car.

Kids were chucked over the back fence I heard.

 

[Gary Gutful]

All seems a bit made up.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

All seems a bit made up.

Sorry for the angle.

Wherever there is (bad) news, LU cub reporters are there in amongst the thick of it, risking our lives to bring the story home.

 

[Gary Gutful]

View attachment 58205

Sorry for the angle.

Fixed.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That's over $2 per litre!!!!

What are you, a mathematician?!?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

It was 1.35 only a month ago.

But now there is less reason to go places so the fuel companies have to raise prices to cover their reduced sales.

 

[parra pete]

He's been zigging and zagging recently. He needs to lay it on the line FFS!

There's these two English blokes on a ski-ing trip, and one says to the other, whilst they're at the top of the hill, "What are we supposed to do, then?"
To which the other replies, "Well, you see those flags... we're suppose to zag-zig in between them."
"Don't you mean zig-zag?" says the other,
"No, zag-zig"...
Anyway so they argue for quite a while. About as long as it takes for people to get bored with moaning about Squiffy, when one says "We'll ask Klaus the Kraut. He'll know."
So off they go to Klaus and one says, "Tell me Klaus, me owd obergruppermeister, them flags... do we zig-zag or zag-zig?"
"Vell," says Klaus, "I tsink zat you zig-zag, but I don't care, I'm a tobogganist."
To which our lad says, "Oh great. I'll have 20 Malboro, then."

 

[Gary Gutful]

There's these two English blokes on a ski-ing trip, and one says to the other, whilst they're at the top of the hill, "What are we supposed to do, then?"
To which the other replies, "Well, you see those flags... we're suppose to zag-zig in between them."
"Don't you mean zig-zag?" says the other,
"No, zag-zig"...
Anyway so they argue for quite a while. About as long as it takes for people to get bored with moaning about Squiffy, when one says "We'll ask Klaus the Kraut. He'll know."
So off they go to Klaus and one says, "Tell me Klaus, me owd obergruppermeister, them flags... do we zig-zag or zag-zig?"
"Vell," says Klaus, "I tsink zat you zig-zag, but I don't care, I'm a tobogganist."
To which our lad says, "Oh great. I'll have 20 Malboro, then."

Terrible.

 

[TheParraboy]

I wrote a book on how to fall down a set of stairs

it’s a step by step guide..

 

[hindy111]

My neighbours get up at 5.50 on a Monday and watch the garbage truck take the bins. Strange behaviour

 

[hybrideel]

Not as strange as getting up at 5:45 to watch your neighbour watch the garbage trucks

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Not as strange as getting up at 5:45 to watch your neighbour watch the garbage trucks

With a box of tissues close by I imagine.

Not harming anyone having a peek as the neighbours wave their garbage goodbye, but no doubt putting a strain on his marriage.