Non Footy Chat Thread II

[The Silverdale Phantom]

The attack was caught live on video, but as you can see, Freddie the friendly donkey is unable to be properly identified …and I want to spare LU from yet another potential defamation action.


Good old country hospitality…Set the critters on us tourists as often as possible.

That ensures we keep coming back every year.

 

[hindy111]

The attack was caught live on video, but as you can see, Freddie the friendly donkey is unable to be properly identified …and I want to spare LU from yet another potential defamation action.

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Good old country hospitality…Set the critters on us tourists as often as possible.

That ensures we keep coming back every year.

You should sue

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

They obviously don't feed him enough meat.

 

[the phantom menace]

Must be tough not being able to sniff your own farts as well.

Yes, family is now copping that in a very one sided fashion!

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

They obviously don't feed him enough meat.

They are supposed to be vegetarians or something but who knows how many little fingers and hands old mate has chomped through over the years?

He’s obviously got the taste for raw human flesh.

And only in our beloved New South Wales would you find him eating out on a daily basis in a kids petting zoo.

Happy as ‘Ken Larry.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

You should sue

I would but my kid would be arrested for trying to molest and fiddle with his teeth through the fence.

1 year in juvy.

 

[Homo man69]

Someone has a new boyfriend, I met him at a bar on Oxford st.
He was sitting across from me near the dance floor and as I stood up, he made puppy dog sounds. I'm was instantly hooked on him all night. We kissed all the way home.
His name is Rodney and he's a hair stylist. Oh, I think im in love

 

[Gary Gutful]

Someone has a new boyfriend, I met him at a bar on Oxford st.
He was sitting across from me near the dance floor and as I stood up, he made puppy dog sounds. I'm was instantly hooked on him all night. We kissed all the way home.
His name is Rodney and he's a hair stylist. Oh, I think im in love

Rodney is mine bitch!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

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An Alpalama or Lapacha. Hybridy thing, whatever he is, he’s furry and chilled. Reminds me of one of the neighbours.

He looks like a deadshit.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Someone has a new boyfriend, I met him at a bar on Oxford st.
He was sitting across from me near the dance floor and as I stood up, he made puppy dog sounds. I'm was instantly hooked on him all night. We kissed all the way home.
His name is Rodney and he's a hair stylist. Oh, I think im in love

Your grandkids will love this story.

 

[hindy111]

Someone has a new boyfriend, I met him at a bar on Oxford st.
He was sitting across from me near the dance floor and as I stood up, he made puppy dog sounds. I'm was instantly hooked on him all night. We kissed all the way home.
His name is Rodney and he's a hair stylist. Oh, I think im in love

I personally think your taking the piss and are not even gay.

Good luck to you if you are and your new romance

 

[hineyrulz]

Sounds like you have Iron Balls on your mind.

Analed by iron balls.

 

[Twizzle]

I personally think your taking the piss and are not even gay.

really ?

 

[hindy111]

really ?

Puppy dog noises?

Ffs

 

[hindy111]

Rodney is mine bitch!

Threesome

 

[Twizzle]

Puppy dog noises?

Ffs.

yeah, not a very good troll, and 0/10 for the username

 

[Gary Gutful]

yeah, not a very good troll, and 0/10 for the username

Maybe HomoMan68 was taken?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

The weather wasn’t very good again so we went into Porpoise Spit proper to get ripped off.

Regrettably, we were confronted with an emergency, but the Ambos sorted the patient out and she was taken away. I didn’t want to take a picture of the person in trouble, but I picked this up for you after they chucked her in.



A bit later went to frosty beach and I took some photos for posterity;





Looks like this last one, I got a photo of a rare “sky crack” which is a bit like chem trails. A gremlin in the alien machine creating the hologram that is earth and wests tigers. A grey alien spilt his coffee over the vacuum tube. Easily done.

Or somebody has hit my lphone 1 with a hammer- maybe it was Junior Amone, the apprentice roofie.

How I could f**k up this otherwise simple scenic photo is a complete mystery too. Oh well.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The weather wasn’t very good again so we went into Porpoise Spit proper to get ripped off.

Regrettably, we were confronted with an emergency, but the Ambos sorted the patient out and she was taken away. I didn’t want to take a picture of the person in trouble, but I picked this up for you after they chucked her in.

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A bit later went to frosty beach and I took some photos for posterity;

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Looks like this last one, I got a photo of a rare “sky crack” which is a bit like chem trails. A gremlin in the alien machine creating the hologram that is earth and wests tigers. A grey alien spilt his coffee over the vacuum tube. Easily done.

Or somebody has hit my lphone 1 with a hammer- maybe it was Junior Amone, the apprentice roofie.

How I could f**k up this otherwise simple scenic photo is a complete mystery. Oh well.

So none of it's real? FFS, that'll teach me for getting my hopes up!

 

[hindy111]

So none of it's real? FFS, that'll teach me for getting my hopes up!

Did you get goosebumps?