Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Actually, maybe Federer has better stats at Wimbledon? Can someone check? I have to go to a meeting FFS!

I'm painting my letterbox. My neighbour reckons it is too small.

 

[hindy111]

OK so we are clear, we are no longer talking about the best ever tennis player.

Who is the best modern era player across all surfaces ?

It's generally considered that Ivan Lendl was the most consistent modern player across all surfaces. This is because he consistently preformed well across all surfaces at all times.

Borg has to be considered close to Lendl as the best across all surfaces.

Federer was dominant over hard court and grass.

Samprass was the king of grass.

Djokovic is the king of the hard court. Jimmy Connors says hi. I would have loved to see them two play each other.

Nadal is the king of clay.

McEnroe was the king of indoor.

We where clear. Now I am confused and don't care as youve made it boring. I've got a letterbox to paint.

 

[T.S Quint]

You think that me saying that he's the the greatest player of the modern era, just not of all time is because I don't like him ?

Yes.
But I'm ok with that. I think he's a dipshit so would do the same thing.

 

[T.S Quint]

I'm painting my letterbox. My neighbour reckons it is too small.

What colour are you painting it?

And tell your neighbour to f**k off.

 

[Incorrect]

What colour are you painting it?

And tell your neighbour to f**k off.

*of

 

[hindy111]

What colour are you painting it?

And tell your neighbour to f**k off.

Cream? She asked if I could jack hammer her letterbox out.
It's quite old and a job I'd need to be paid for .

 

[T.S Quint]

Cream? She asked if I could jack hammer her letterbox out.
It's quite old and a job I'd need to be paid for .

Ask her if she'd like some cream for her box too.

 

[emjaycee]

I'm painting my letterbox. My neighbour reckons it is too small.

Will painting it make it bigger?

 

[Gronk]

Will painting it make it bigger?

It will if he paints it in Tardis Blue.

 

[Gronk]

 

[hindy111]

Will painting it make it bigger?

You should see how pretty my house looks. It is so dam cute.

 

[84 Baby]

I'm getting sick of all the 'GOAT' arguments. Does it matter?
I used to like arguments like this but these days I just start to get bored with it all.

The Jordan/LeBron debate is the most boring and insignificant argument ever. It doesn't matter who was better. It doesn't matter who I think is better, nor does it matter who you think is better. People get angry over these arguments when everyone can have their own opinion.

Also we are humans and find it hard to separate our love or dislike of a certain player from their achievements. I don't like Djokovic. I will find any reason to not think he is the best all time player (which I'm guessing is what Gronk is doing right now) despite the fact that if I really liked him as a person then I would claim him as the best easily. The amount of people I see on chat pages downplaying LeBron James' achievements because they don't like him or just don't want people to say he's better than Jordan is absurd (I'm a Jordan fan by the way).

Yeah can’t we just agree that tennis is a boring sport played by rich white people and basketball is played by giraffes

 

[Poupou Escobar]

LeBron is better than Nadal.

 

[the phantom menace]

I'm painting my letterbox. My neighbour reckons it is too small.

Euphemism?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The euphemism is a couple of posts later.

 

[84 Baby]

LeBron is better than Nadal.

Gretzky is better than both.

 

[hineyrulz]

The euphemism is a couple of posts later.

It’s a ball tearer as well.

 

[the phantom menace]

The euphemism is a couple of posts later.

From little things big things grow.

 

[hindy111]

From little things big things grow.

Listen merkin. She doesn't want her letters getting folded in half.

 

[King-Gutho94]

So I am guessing it's play on for any footballer who has a 3cm hamstring tear moving forward.

Maybe turbo was wasting his time with that Philly bloke just go speak to novak how to pay with a hamstring tear.