Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bandwagon]

I had a customer in today who told me his missus, who is a bit gung ho, squashed a funnel web with her mobile phone, and now her phone won't charge on account of the usb port is filled with squashed funnel web guts gooey stuff

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm stealing this story and I am recycling it as my own at work tomorrow.
f**k u

Its a good story but I suspect he was off his scone on mushrooms at the time.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I had a customer in today who told me his missus, who is a bit gung ho, squashed a funnel web with her mobile phone, and now her phone won't charge on account of the usb port is filled with squashed funnel web guts gooey stuff

Can't imagine you dealing with customers. I reckon you'd rip most of the dumb shits a new arse.

 

[Bandwagon]

Can't imagine you dealing with customers. I reckon you'd rip most of the dumb shits a new arse.

I'm very personable, until merkins annoy me.

 

[Twizzle]

I'm very personable, until merkins annoy me.

yeh, I can relate to that

I have a short fuse when it comes to incompetence, like dealing with O/S call centres

 

[hindy111]

yeh, I can relate to that

I have a short fuse when it comes to incompetence, like dealing with O/S call centres

It's terrible when have an issue and your talking so someone who can barely speak clear English.

 

[hindy111]

Can't imagine you dealing with customers. I reckon you'd rip most of the dumb shits a new arse.

I'm sick of some of my clients. I don't care about their lives or how demanding they can be.
Just about had enough of it all. Then listening to them carry on about the invoice. Had to tell a guy last week to wipe his arse with it and don't pay. Thought $380 was ripping him off for 3hrs work. People don't understand driving time and running costs.

 

[emjaycee]

I'm sick of some of my clients. I don't care about their lives or how demanding they can be.
Just about had enough of it all. Then listening to them carry on about the invoice. Had to tell a guy last week to wipe his arse with it and don't pay. Thought $380 was ripping him off for 3hrs work. People don't understand driving time and running costs.

So did he end up paying?

 

[hindy111]

So did he end up paying?

Not as of yet. He is a tight arse.

 

[the phantom menace]

Invoice is probably still stuck then, from when he wiped...

 

[Gronk]

Yo !

 

[Bandwagon]

yeh, I can relate to that

I have a short fuse when it comes to incompetence, like dealing with O/S call centres

Stupid is my kryptonite.

 

[Eelogical]

Stupid is my kryptonite.

*crypto

 

[Gary Gutful]

Stupid is my kryptonite.

1+1 = 3

 

[Gary Gutful]

Watch him choke on his Wee Willem...

 

[Gary Gutful]

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/wellbeing/dr-karl-reveals-how-much-weight-people-lose-when-they-fart/news-story/acfebcfd96051b14bd2654f38dd2276c

 

[Poupou Escobar]

#TrustScience

 

[Gary Gutful]

When it comes to the science around farts, it's not just hot air.

 

[the phantom menace]

1.5g a day... no wonder I'm not losing anything despite farting the house down.

Back on the shakes!

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Saw a shakedown tonight at eels city and thought of you guys:



And here’s a park that would send any Amone to grab a hammer and chase the perp:


I hope they gave themselves a ticket!

If you want to know more, let me know and I will file the rest of my witness statement here.

True Crime, the deadly, dangerous and mean streets of Parramatta.

No one can escape the long arm of the law!