Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

At the school, I played footy at lunch sometimes.

it was “overseas people” v “Aussies”

But I got selected to play for overseas people, because even though I was of the Anglo, Irish and general mongrel European background and I was born here, I looked like an overseas person.

My ancestors cleaned Sven the Vikings horns and disappeared before the expedition to kill Scottish people left Copenhagen. Hid somewhere.

Survival of the fittest.

I played handball

 

[Twizzle]

 

[hindy111]

She almost got analed by a great white

 

[Twizzle]

Tiger Shark

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

The sharks not walking into her place with a taxi waiting…

 

[hindy111]

I'm off to work. Successful and powerfull millionaires don't sleep in and drink coffee and go for brunch on weekends.
This is our opportunity to charge you more.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I played handball

Me too.

I was so dominant that I forced a rule change at my school where they banned the apple turnover. I was the Wilt Chamberlain of handball.

 

[Gronk]

My burb has been invaded by Marilyn Manson cosplay merkins. Lots of black lipstick, torn t shirts, long shorts and studded cuffs about. And that’s just the men.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Me too.

I was so dominant that I forced a rule change at my school where they banned the apple turnover. I was the Wilt Chamberlain of handball.

I was the end of a spear tackle that had league banned at lunchtimes.

I was lifted up and driven hard into the ground head first …a teacher saw it and the whole game was cancelled.

The way Craig did it, I was a bit ginger but not injured. There was no personal hate, just testosterone.

But I held the line and refused to complain or join in with the prosecution.

But I did get sent off in water polo a few times. One occasion, a defender who was marking me just scratched up my back, the f**kwit, so when I got the ball the next time, I forgot about trying to score and threw the ball as hard as I could into his face. That felt good. Marched.

Had to be careful in that sport, you got sent off three times in a single match, your whole season is over.

School sports were give and take. Always people tougher and bigger than you. I had a couple of absolute coward moments too lol.
The shame haunts me to this day!!

Getting ready for life in a NSW State High School. We had a good time and everyone remains friends today if we catch up.



Oh f**k, just remembered I have to vote. I’ll do it later.

 

[hindy111]

Me too.

I was so dominant that I forced a rule change at my school where they banned the apple turnover. I was the Wilt Chamberlain of handball.

It was an easy fun game. Not much moving.Who wanted to run around and get hot and sweaty in their break? f**k that.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

It was an easy fun game. Not much moving.Who wanted to run around and get hot and sweaty in their break? f**k that.

I hope youre not charging your customers for that post.

Get back to work.

Do it f**king properly, lives may depend upon it.

Dont want a kid injured or maimed because you’re reminiscing.

I’ll get off the couch as a tribute.

And put your harness on.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I played handball

 

[Cloeel]

My burb has been invaded by Marilyn Manson cosplay merkins. Lots of black lipstick, torn t shirts, long shorts and studded cuffs about. And that’s just the men.

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I was wondering what this was about.

Heaps of blokes with beards in black t shirts drinking beers

 

[Gronk]

I was wondering what this was about.

Heaps of blokes with beards in black t shirts drinking beers

50,000 they reckon.

 

[hindy111]

I hope youre not charging your customers for that post.

Get back to work.

Do it f**king properly, lives may depend upon it.

Dont want a kid injured or maimed because you’re reminiscing.

I’ll get off the couch as a tribute.

And put your harness on.

It's quoted. You should be paying me for replying ashol

 

[hindy111]

My burb has been invaded by Marilyn Manson cosplay merkins. Lots of black lipstick, torn t shirts, long shorts and studded cuffs about. And that’s just the men.

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I hope one of them pisses on your fence

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

50,000 they reckon.

small thermonuclear weapon.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

It's quoted. You should be paying me for replying ashol

Where’s ya f**king harness? You might fall and land on a kid.

You don’t want the boss @Exsilium calling you in for one of his staff motivation talks.

 

[Gronk]

I hope one of them pisses on your fence

Actually I thought you’d say steal my car, so I figure I’m in front.