Gary Gutful
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It’s raining here now. Mad merkins are scaring the wildlife.
My burb has been invaded by Marilyn Manson cosplay merkins. Lots of black lipstick, torn t shirts, long shorts and studded cuffs about. And that’s just the men.
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*lessNeeds more 12 foot Ninja.
My favourite song of theirs is "Don't pick him on the bench you bald merkin!".I was a big fan of Flock of Ferrets back in the day
Wonderful scrag band.
“ I’m a human colostomy” had a great riff, just before the group vomit improvisation in the key of d major flat.
“ you mum and I went out last night, now you’re my bastard son” won an Aria award back in the 1990s. It featured a rare instrument made out of animal carcass and sharpened cucumbers.
“Piss on the opera house” was their tribute to classical music. It featured a harp and a pink oboe.
Pity they all became accountants or actuaries.
Instead of xylophones they had a young bald Bea and the drummer used to play his head at the beginning.My favourite song of theirs is "Don't pick him on the bench you bald merkin!".
It had a ‘16 shells from a thirty ought six’ vibe.Instead of xylophones they had a young bald Bea and the drummer used to play his head at the beginning.
it was hollow so they got a lot of rhythmic clunky sounds of it.
During the encore, they would don “ son of Frankenstein” Luke Brooks masks to help clear the pub out.
They would drop their instruments in tribute.
Why would someone want to steal a sperm whales skull?
I've often wondered if Greg Norman was named "The Great Sperm Whale" whether his career would have progressed differently.Why would someone want to steal a sperm whales skull?
I've often wondered if Greg Norman was named "The Great Sperm Whale" whether his career would have progressed differently.
He'd have more respect now than he currently does.What do you reckon?
He'd have more respect now than he currently does.
The Great Brown Shart.They should of called Norman the Salty crab.