Non Footy Chat Thread II

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Grandma Lego likes @Gronk ys posts.

Once he gets starting on about his social equality. The old sparkle returns to her plastic eyes.

She doesn’t want to read it, she just wants to jump him.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Last time I couldn’t uNdo an oil filter I pierced a hole thru it, slid a screwdriver in and undone it.

I counted 5 euphemisms.

 

[IFR33K]

I’ve got a hairdryer…

Try it won’t hurt. Heat gun would be better. Just don’t melt no wiring. Lol

 

[IFR33K]

I counted 5 euphemisms.

Nothing is ever as it seems.

 

[IFR33K]

Here’s my family, so what’s your point?

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That’s a little controversial…

 

[strider]

I have a tool a bit like this for opening jars

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Gronk]

Grandma Lego likes @Gronk ys posts.

Once he gets starting on about his social equality. The old sparkle returns to her plastic eyes.

She doesn’t want to read it, she just wants to jump him.

I do like social equity, except for Tiger supporters. Sorry.

 

[hindy111]

I have a tool a bit like this for opening jars

My grandma had one of those.

 

[hindy111]

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Is that a strap on?

 

[Bandwagon]

My grandma had one of those.

@The Silverdale Phantom's gran has one of these...

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

@The Silverdale Phantom's gran has one of these...

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The scrumpet wrench Imperial.

She used it to break out of a Japanese prison in ww2

Garrotted two tower guards and hot wired a zero. Landed in Samoa and became a chiefs wife.

These days it comes in handy for circumcising rogue moderators.

 

[Bandwagon]

The scrumpet wrench Imperial.

She used it to break out of a Japanese prison in ww2

Garrotted two tower guards and hot wired a zero. Landed in Samoa and became a chiefs wife.

These days it comes in handy for circumcising rogue moderators.

Can also be used for the removal of stubborn Lexus oil filters

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Can also be used for the removal of stubborn Lexus oil filters

I hope so, because im not doing a very good job with it trying to circumcise myself.

Still trying to locate the bolt.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

@The Silverdale Phantom's gran has one of these...

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[The Silverdale Phantom]

I don’t even know what that is and I’m not very keen to find out.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You attach one end to the oil filter and stuff the other end in your bum.

 

[Bandwagon]

I hope so, because im not doing a very good job with it trying to circumcise myself.

Still trying to locate the bolt.

It's usually on the other side of the engine, real big long one that goes all the way through and bolts up inside the filter.

Sometimes you have to pull the exhaust and the starter motor off to get to it.

 

[hindy111]

It's usually on the other side of the engine, real big long one that goes all the way through and bolts up inside the filter.

Sometimes you have to pull the exhaust and the starter motor off to get to it.

That sounded like the start of an erotic tale

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

That sounded like the start of an erotic tale

For a ‘Ken Camry.