Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gronk]

f**k

 

[hindy111]

Condom attack

Used condoms sent to ex-pupils of Melbourne school

The 65 women all attended the same private school and are part of a targeted attack, police say.

www.bbc.com

 

[hindy111]

If anyone receives one call crime stoppers immediately. It seems to be a targeted attack

 

[Twizzle]

pretty dumb to send something with easily identifiable DNA in it

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

pretty dumb to send something with easily identifiable DNA in it

I’m not doin no test detective.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Some jaded old cop will dip a finger in and rub it on his gums. "Yep, that's Silverdale Phantom all right."

 

[hindy111]

Some jaded old cop will dip a finger in and rub it on his gums. "Yep, that's Silverdale Phantom all right."

Let's hope it's not to small a sample size

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Let's hope it's not to small a sample size

The match v cowboys helped immensely.

 

[hineyrulz]

The match v cowboys helped immensely.

So it’s an Outie again??

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I was approached by the CIA to contribute to the genetic gene project of the future.

The swimmers would be frozen and sent into space to colonise a new west tigers planet complete with a religion founded on brooksy, the half who cannot be sacked.

But the Australia post got it all wrong.

Otherwise, it was an especially gross, perverted and disgusting act and I hope the sicko is caught and punished.

There should be a number of clues apart from dna. Twiz is right, it’s a good dna source if the perpetrator is on the system. They can interview suspects and give them a cup of coffee and swab it etc.

Work out the brand of the envelopes, try to source the stamps. Handwriting, It’s an interesting challenge.

 

[Twizzle]

you must know Casper

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

you must know Casper

There’s going to be a trail.

The offender has made the connection on purpose.

They are sent to the ladies houses. I suspect the targets have been searched for on the web. You can’t delete searches.

I’d join the NSW Police force but i don’t take to tasering 95 year olds.

 

[Gronk]

I've heard of lizard people, but ... Yikes !

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I've heard of lizard people, but ... Yikes !

When you are swimming in the ocean, you can easily get hooked by one and dragged under.

Fish person

Fish people were humans who had been surgically altered by Damon of Atlantis to breathe water. Some of the fish people had scaly skin, large, fish-like eyes, gills and fins. Others had undergone only partial conversion and resembled humans with gills and goggles to protect their eyes. (TV: The...

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Distant relatives of jfh.

 

[the phantom menace]

 

[Gronk]

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When you are swimming in the ocean, you can easily get hooked by one and dragged under.

Fish person

Fish people were humans who had been surgically altered by Damon of Atlantis to breathe water. Some of the fish people had scaly skin, large, fish-like eyes, gills and fins. Others had undergone only partial conversion and resembled humans with gills and goggles to protect their eyes. (TV: The...

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Distant relatives of jfh.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Name that song:

Free invite to the prince of Smug,@soc123_au

“Money for nothing and your bald for free”

“Hit with your big bald head, hit me, hit me”

“Me and Mrs Price, we’ve got a thing goin on”

“ I beg your pardon, I didn’t promise you a spine darling”

“You don’t get me I’m part of the rah rah”

“Cum on feel the bald, girls rock your boys”

And my current trance car song

“ don’t you think you’re better off abald”

Ps: One of my cars broke down today, check out the speed of the nrma these days:



8 minutes from Maroubra to Haymarket, lol I thought he was going to turn up in a helicopter.

Still, if I’m stranded, I like the effort.

Wouldn’t see hindy rushing to a job.

 

[Gary Gutful]

F**ken gibberer.

 

[84 Baby]

State funeral for Rolf?

 

[Gronk]

State funeral for Rolf?