Non Footy Chat Thread II

[The Silverdale Phantom]

F**ken gibberer.

That’s not very kindly.

 

[Twizzle]

That’s not very kindly.

but fair

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

but fair

I didn’t think so.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I didn’t think so.

Pipe down, or you’ll be given 10 in the bin for dissent!

 

[parra pete]

A young cowboy walks into the pub
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chowder.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowboy, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?”
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, “Nah, go ahead.”
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning in it with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chowder back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.”

 

[Gary Gutful]

Then what happened @parra pete?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Then what happened @parra pete?

The dead mouse scurried up your trousers you sourpuss.

 

[the phantom menace]

Then what happened @parra pete?

Then another young cowboy walks into the bar...

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Then another young cowboy walks into the bar...

And he sits in the counter…

 

[Eelogical]

Then what happened @parra pete?

He threw some oats in it and fed it to Trevor.

 

[Eelogical]

Then another young cowboy walks into the bar...

And he sits in the counter…

 

[hindy111]

I didn’t think so.

You've grown on me. A bit of a wack job like myself.

 

[hindy111]

Then what happened @parra pete?

I thought the old cowboy may of drugged him and taken him back to his place. I didn't see that punchline at all.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

You've grown on me. A bit of a wack job like myself.

Absolutely!

 

[Eelogical]

You've grown on me. A bit of a wack job like myself.

*wank

 

[the phantom menace]

I thought the old cowboy may of drugged him and taken him back to his place. I didn't see that punchline at all.

Reminds me a bit of this classic Aussie film

 

[Incorrect]

Reminds me a bit of this classic Aussie film

"You don't like the Yabba?!"

 

[Gary Gutful]

I thought the old cowboy may of drugged him and taken him back to his place. I didn't see that punchline at all.

Yep....and then he was forced to eat the cowboy's chowder all over again.

 

[parra pete]

Then what happened @parra pete?

The pub bat wing doors burst open.....and standing in between them was a three-legged dog.
The dog limps over to the sheriff and yells "Sheriff! Come quick! They shot my paw!"
The sheriff yells "Holy crap! A talking dog!"
The deputy walks in and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Meanwhile, the barman is mopping up the chunder....

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You've grown on me. A bit of a wack job like myself.