Non Footy Chat Thread II

[T.S Quint]

sounds like you didn’t watch any of it…

Every second.
The dialogue is awful, the acting is terrible, the action set pieces are cartoonishly over the top.

And yet I really enjoyed it as campy fun.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Was it as campy as the gay sex scene in American History X?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Even camp was much better back in the day:


Source: Brit box

Grace Bros could well have done with the snorkmeisters.

 

[the phantom menace]

FFS, had posted this in the wrong "non-" thread...


Have to admit... I've always been a sitzpinkler.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/urologist-reveals-men-are-emptying-their-bladders-wrong/news-story/b3a86aeab9cc97825554dfef5b28a7f0

Urologist reveals men are emptying their bladders wrong​

A urologist has revealed guys are emptying their bladders in a potentially harmful way – and 27 per cent of Aussies are guilty of it.

Men should pee sitting down because it’s more hygienic and better for their bladder health, a top urologist has revealed.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I just don’t like having to towel the toilet water off my balls afterwards.

 

[T.S Quint]

Was it as campy as the gay sex scene in American History X?

Not quite.
Could have used a bit more gay sex in it but. Seems to be missing from a lot of movies these days.

 

[T.S Quint]

FFS, had posted this in the wrong "non-" thread...


Have to admit... I've always been a sitzpinkler.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/urologist-reveals-men-are-emptying-their-bladders-wrong/news-story/b3a86aeab9cc97825554dfef5b28a7f0

Urologist reveals men are emptying their bladders wrong​

A urologist has revealed guys are emptying their bladders in a potentially harmful way – and 27 per cent of Aussies are guilty of it.

Men should pee sitting down because it’s more hygienic and better for their bladder health, a top urologist has revealed.

Excellent.
I’ve been pissing like that for ages. The only time I get to myself is when I’m on the dunny, so whenever I’m in there I’m gonna sit down with my phone and enjoy myself.

 

[hindy111]

FFS, had posted this in the wrong "non-" thread...


Have to admit... I've always been a sitzpinkler.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/urologist-reveals-men-are-emptying-their-bladders-wrong/news-story/b3a86aeab9cc97825554dfef5b28a7f0

Urologist reveals men are emptying their bladders wrong​

A urologist has revealed guys are emptying their bladders in a potentially harmful way – and 27 per cent of Aussies are guilty of it.

Men should pee sitting down because it’s more hygienic and better for their bladder health, a top urologist has revealed.

Only 27% pee standing up? What about when I am in the shower or outside gardening

 

[hindy111]

Excellent.
I’ve been pissing like that for ages. The only time I get to myself is when I’m on the dunny, so whenever I’m in there I’m gonna sit down with my phone and enjoy myself.

I used to do the same as a teenager. Mum would be banging on the door but I wasn't stopping for anyone. This was my time.

 

[hineyrulz]

stop blowing your own horn mate.

Everyone knew 5 years ago, Penrith would be a powerhouse.

Everyone know Luca was a beast

everyone knew our halves would re-sign.

Just like everyone knew garlic would/could put an end to the most lethal pandemic man has ever seen


I agree with strider. Mr 99%

Can I use those little birds for the lotto numbers ffs???

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Just an enquiry to @Gronk and @Twizzle, this ad has recently been appearing in LU and I was greatly interested in them.

I just need to know if they come in a larger size and are there any with the LU national corporate emblem on them?



Are there any available in Westz Tigers colours?

I hear @blue bags wants a couple too.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Are they intrauterine devices?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Are they intrauterine devices?

I’m not sure, I was thinking they might serve as some kind of codpiece or other welcoming attire for club or public functions.

But if your doctor thinks you need one inserted in said anatomical region, that’s sounds like proper medical advice.

I suppose it wouldn’t hurt.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I thought they were kicking tees.

 

[Twizzle]

how the f**k would I know ?

Pou probably has some stats on them

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I know they come in at least three colours.

 

[Gronk]

Google reverse images tells me that its a baloon tying device. But we all know what it’s really about.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Google reverse images

*kanga

 

[Poupou Escobar]

2023 West Australian of the Year has gone to local elder Aunty Gina: https://thewest.com.au/news/awards/...med-western-australian-of-the-year-c-10845707

 

[84 Baby]

I’m not gonna lie, I’m pretty disappointed in @Gary Gutful for not informing the rest of us that Holly Sonders was a golf commentator. I’d have watched a lot more of the golf channel if I knew