And on the Ss fawlty towers , during the (fake) sinking, there wouldn’t be enough jackets or lifeboats.
I suppose I’d have an issue that if during the fake sinking event…the ship was actually sinking for real.
Passengers would see the horrified crew members, applaud them on their acting, not worry about life jackets and of course, not raise an eyebrow at the lack of lifeboats.
I suppose a few people would still be holding out for the ship to right itself until the band makes a swim for it. Munching out on the chicken Kiev or the best cuisine from the former Yugoslavian republic.
Just to add a more humane side, as chief warden of the office floor, I am trained to consider these drills could be real. It’s a bit of fun hanging up the bosses phone while he tries to get rid of me.
I have the total power for the duration of the event. I am known to find my inner yob on those occasions:
“ Get the f**k out you cretins, no lifts, stairs only…use your f**king legs for once.”
That’s how you run a real office fire drill.
Fires and acrid smoke…don’t care about your feelings.
I had a problem with my deputy junior chief fire warden once as she didn’t want to ruin her hair wearing the helmet. That’s a story for another day.