Non Footy Chat Thread II

[The Silverdale Phantom]

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The toy that comes with it at our local is a small plastic set of handcuffs.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Actually I’ve got a mate who is a criminal lawyer.

I might invite him on line for a q and a one day.

5 loves of this post will bring him in for crime fest for half an hour one night this week.

This offer expires midnight tonight.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Come on @Gary Gutful -you and I need to know what to do when our parole expires.

 

[Eelogical]

Come on @Gary Gutful -you and I need to know what to do when our parole expires.

Gary is a fine upstanding member of the FNQ community. I wouldn't be surprised if he ran for Mayor of Cairns.

 

[Incorrect]

Actually I’ve got a mate who is a criminal lawyer.

I might invite him on line for a q and a one day.

5 loves of this post will bring him in for crime fest for half an hour one night this week.

This offer expires midnight tonight.

Is he a criminal lawyer... Or a "criminal" lawyer as Jesse Pinkman so beautifully described Saul Goodman??!!

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Gary is a fine upstanding member of the FNQ community. I wouldn't be surprised if he ran for Mayor of Cairns.

*cans

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

No takers that’s fine.

You’ll regret that when you’re pulled over, you don’t defend your rights and they find the corpses in the backseat.

That said, It’s better your passengers are breathing when you’re trying to take advantage of the transit lanes.

I got out of a co vid era stop and search because I knew my business.

Thanks officer I’ll be on my way.

 

[Happy MEel]

The toy that comes with it at our local is a small plastic set of handcuffs.

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You’re welcome. We put those in especially for Mrs Silverdale Phantom.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

You’re welcome. We put those in especially for Mrs Silverdale Phantom.

She’s crashed already. Works too hard (that’s what she tells me).

If I pulled out the old Haynesy wonderwall tonight, I’ll be wearing the guitar as a necklace.

Plus we are looking after some friends kids tonight. Samoans. I’m not actually sure where the parents have gone, hopefully not back home!

These kid mindings are tough because the little guests are so nice and polite while your own kids are….

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gary is a fine upstanding member of the FNQ community. I wouldn't be surprised if he ran for Mayor of Cairns.

I'll promise to build a wall at Innisfail to keep all of the mexicans with their fancy clothes and full sets of teeth out of our community.

 

[the phantom menace]

Headline had me thinking the hippos were actually snorting cocaine (a la Cocaine Bear), but alas no.

Colombia to sterilise Escobar’s ‘cocaine hippos’

When Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar died, most of his exotic animals died or were transferred to zoos. Not his four hippopotamuses: they thrived ... Perhaps a little too well.

www.smh.com.au

 

[Eelogical]

I'll promise to build a wall at Innisfail to keep all of the mexicans with their fancy clothes and full sets of teeth out of our community.

You already have access to Babinda Boulders, so get to it. Cairns, where one croc has far more teeth than the locals combined.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

You already have access to Babinda Boulders, so get to it. Cairns, where one croc has far more teeth than the locals combined.

The Queenslanders should keep away from the crocs.

The neighbourhood got a visit from Polair today:



Young mate doing 150km in a 60 zone in his vw according to local eye witnesses.


Dangerous things those police pursuits. Controversial they be. I see both sides.

Never a dull moment around here, especially the skies.

 

[hindy111]

The toy that comes with it at our local is a small plastic set of handcuffs.

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Do you shop at Ronnie's?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Do you shop at Ronnie's?

Not if I can help it.

I prefer the Rooster, but I’m thinking of trying to go vegan next year.

 

[hindy111]

Not if I can help it.

I prefer the Rooster, but I’m thinking of trying to go vegan next year.

With Alboflation I will be forced to do Christmas shipping at Go Lo.

 

[Avenger]

I think we are looking at the greatest athlete in the world.

 

[the phantom menace]

Why is he wearing funny clothes... is it some new sponsorship deal?

 

[Incorrect]

I think we are looking at the greatest athlete in the world.

Travis Head >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Novak Djokovic

 

[hineyrulz]

Travis Head >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Novak Djokovic

You can’t beat good Head.