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Non Footy Chat Thread II

parra pete

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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask...
... over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, sir!!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...'
'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?'
 

Gary Gutful

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@hineyrulz and @Incorrect - How do you think Tiger Woods will go this weekend at the Hero World Challenge?

Its a field of 20. I predict he'll finish 12th. I also predict he'll win his 83rd PGA tour event in 2024 to move ahead of Sam Snead.
 

Incorrect

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@hineyrulz and @Incorrect - How do you think Tiger Woods will go this weekend at the Hero World Challenge?

Its a field of 20. I predict he'll finish 12th. I also predict he'll win his 83rd PGA tour event in 2024 to move ahead of Sam Snead.
I think 12th would be a massive result for him. No competitive play since the Masters right? Would love to see it happen but I have my doubts.

18th-20th this week.

But if he is able to stay fit, whatever that actually looks like for him these days, then yeah who knows, with plenty of talented blokes on the LIV tour, that probably gives him a better chance of winning a PGA event next year!!
 

Gary Gutful

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I think 12th would be a massive result for him. No competitive play since the Masters right? Would love to see it happen but I have my doubts.

18th-20th this week.

But if he is able to stay fit, whatever that actually looks like for him these days, then yeah who knows, with plenty of talented blokes on the LIV tour, that probably gives him a better chance of winning a PGA event next year!!
Yeah. 12th is a ballsy prediction. The smart money would be on 18th-20th.
 

the phantom menace

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Next time I'm out I might order mine as Congratulations - there's too much blood creeping into what chefs are passing off as Well Done these days.
 
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hineyrulz

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Gee Tiger has aged badly

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