Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Eelogical]

The $65 wagyu sirloin with dutch carrots and wagyu fat potatoes is on me.

I'll go the hot and cold seafood platter for $250.00 thanks, Trebek.

 

[Eelogical]

Full price is for suckers

Are you the Little Doer?

 

[Eelogical]

That sort of fare is beneath a powerful millionaire.

It's better than the Bennett Burger at Dolphins Leagues.

 

[Twizzle]

It's better than the Bennett Burger at Dolphins Leagues.

there would be f**k all meat on a Benny Burger, he's all gristle

 

[Eelogical]

there would be f**k all meat on a Benny Burger, he's all gristle

I believe its cardboard and pineapple on a crusty bun, but beetroot is an option.

 

[Eelogical]

I ate lunch once at Dolphins.............think of Coles Cafeteria from the '70's.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I believe its cardboard and pineapple on a crusty bun, but beetroot is an option.

Served with a Darius Boyd jus.

 

[Twizzle]

*jizz

 

[Gary Gutful]

How did I get to the age of 45 and still not work out how to take a piss without leaving a couple of drops on the floor?

 

[hindy111]

How did I get to the age of 45 and still not work out how to take a piss without leaving a couple of drops on the floor?

Tie a plumb bob to you dik

 

[Stagger eel]

How did I get to the age of 45 and still not work out how to take a piss without leaving a couple of drops on the floor?

I learnt recently that drinking water instead of half a dozen bourbons before a piss helps that issue.

doesn't completely fix it but it helps.

 

[Incorrect]

How did I get to the age of 45 and still not work out how to take a piss without leaving a couple of drops on the floor?

Take Larry David's advice and piss sitting down... although if you stand up too quick it might not make any difference...

 

[hindy111]

Take Larry David's advice and piss sitting down... although if you stand up too quick it might not make any difference...

He may have a a leaking bladder

 

[hineyrulz]

Take Larry David's advice and piss sitting down... although if you stand up too quick it might not make any difference...

I would of thought quite a few people in here already piss sitting down.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

How did I get to the age of 45 and still not work out how to take a piss without leaving a couple of drops on the floor?

Sitting down to piss solves that problem. Just takes a fair bit longer, sitting there until it stops dripping. Use that time to argue with merkins on the internet.

 

[hineyrulz]

Sitting down to piss solves that problem. Just takes a fair bit longer, sitting there until it stops dripping. Use that time to argue with merkins on the internet.

You must of worn a groove into your dunny merkin.

 

[Twizzle]

love the off season

 

[hindy111]

Anyone pissed in a coffee cup while driving?

 

[Stagger eel]

Anyone pissed in a coffee cup while driving?

Tommy Lee has asked to hold his beer for a sec...

 

[hineyrulz]

love the off season

I just hope everyone was able to dress themselves this morning.