Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Check again Gutful.

Too late. I already popped my cookies thinking about it.

 

[84 Baby]

Take an unplayable mate and drop it. Don't go for the hero shot.

Besides, we know that no-one goes to Thailand to actually play golf. You can stop pretending and get back to pounding trannies.

I'm actually in Castle Hill. Just unusually humid here.

Got me on the tranny pounding though

 

[emjaycee]

Too late. I already popped my cookies thinking about it.

So do you need 10 mins and a lie down or a little blue pill?

 

[Gronk]

I think our golf playing craft beer loving marine biologist is a bit touchy today.

Anything to do with this ?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Here's hoping for a barrel aged triple red IPA called "Xenophobia" (10 ABV, 140 IBUs).

Will probably just be a shitty lager though.

 

[Gary Gutful]

So do you need 10 mins and a lie down or a little blue pill?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

 

[hineyrulz]

What is the lie like?

What is the humidity?

How fast are the greens on the stimp meter?

Where is the pin in relation to the green?

Details, FFS.

Im thinking your last name isn't really Gutful, it's player isn't it???

 

[Gronk]

Pauline was interviewed yesterday and she planted the anti-vax seed by sitting on the fence and suggesting that parents should read up on the (unproven) link with autism.

Today she said it was fake news. FMD

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pretty sure they make vegan sausages. We had some in our fridge for about 6 months.

 

[Incorrect]

Vegan might be his girlfriend's/boyfriend's name.... not discounting the latter as he obviously loves a sausage...

 

[strider]

Its one of those photos that are reversed ... his girlfriends name is Nagev

 

[Gronk]

Its one of those photos that are reversed ... his girlfriends name is Nagev

 

[strider]

Its not his fault the tattooist put the letters backwards

 

[strider]

So we've discussed this before - saw this at woolies - seems those steggles merkins are all over this ...

https://www.steggles.com.au/products/27/Steggles-BBQ-Chook-Can

 

[Gronk]

Chook butt plug. Eeew

 

[Incorrect]

^^ Yeah I've seen those cans at Woolies... they were actually giving them away for free the other day...

I haven't tried the whole beer can chicken yet.... might give it a go one of these days...

I've been trying to discover what El-Jannah's secret is to their charcoal chicken....I made my own marinade the other week and I'm getting close I think!! Has the same smell when I'm cooking it over the coals, not quite the same taste.... vinegar seems to be the key

 

[Gary Gutful]

Phelan will be all over it.

 

[strider]

I have concerns about the painted can .... i tend to prefer not putting painted shit inside things i cook

 

[Incorrect]

I have concerns about the painted can .... i tend to prefer not putting painted shit inside things i cook

That's a good point!

When you carve it up, keep the arse part of the chicken for your least favourite guest....