Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

On the plus side, the average house price in Elizabeth is only 200k.

Of course I'm not quite sure what the cost of renovations will be to repair the place after the meth lab explosion.

Still, only about 60% of the price of Charnwood, for a similar risk of incendiary activities or attacks from organised crime syndicates.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

If you've got your own meth lab does the price really matter?

 

[Bazal]

If you've got your own meth lab does the price really matter?

But you don't anymore because it exploded. That's why the house is for sale.

 

[Bazal]

Still, only about 60% of the price of Charnwood, for a similar risk of incendiary activities or attacks from organised crime syndicates.

Yeah but every house in Charnwood comes with the remains of 13 VL Commodores with no VIN numbers scattered throughout the yard.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

But you don't anymore because it exploded. That's why the house is for sale.

Ah gotcha. It's probably difficult to get a loan to rebuild a meth lab, too.

 

[Bazal]

Ah gotcha. It's probably difficult to get a loan to rebuild a meth lab, too.

I dunno actually, I'm pretty sure the local credit union in Elizabeth has a meth lab in their basement too....

 

[Gary Gutful]

Making fun of places like Snowtown...

You guys are a barrel of laughs.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Making fun of places like Snowtown...

You guys are a barrel of laughs.

Pretty sure the residents of Snowtown are happy to live there rather than in Elizabeth.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I dunno actually, I'm pretty sure the local credit union in Elizabeth has a meth lab in their basement too....

You think they're in the business of giving loans to competitors to get back on their feet?

Most likely they're responsible for half the explosions.

 

[Twizzle]

Depends what your priorities are. If you are a socially awkward gibbon, then yes anywhere away from people is preferable.

well yeh you miss out on so much, I just wish I could live like this

 

[Gronk]

No but seriously Adelaide is brilliant if you're a serial killer. Or an AFL fan...although how AFL fans sleep at night knowing what they've done I'll never know.

Personally I like the safe swimming environment.

 

[Gary Gutful]

well yeh you miss out on so much, I just wish I could live like this

You might stand out a little.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Personally I like the safe swimming environment.

Looks like you found a video of Baz and I working hard.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Ping @I'm a loser baby...

You weren't in Albury earlier in the week were you?

http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw...n/news-story/090c068e91baa68157c11b85f90bbd9d

Policeman stops press conference to arrest swearing man
APRIL 5, 2017 7:30AM

A DRUNK man chose the wrong moment to heckle a police officer while cradling a beer on the street.

A crowd of reporters and camera operators had gathered outside Albury police station in regional NSW about 10.30am on Monday for a press conference that didn’t go entirely to plan.

Shortly after Detective Inspector Winston Woodward had begun his speech, a dishevelled passer-by with a stubbie in hand crossed the street, yelling “bulls**t” towards the officer and media.

The man seemed confused as to what was going on. Picture: Channel 9Source:Channel 9

Mr Woodward excused himself from the attentive press pack, instructing the man to put the glass bottle down.

Local news cameras captured footage of the man pouring the content of his bottle into a nearby rubbish bin, but still he refused to co-operate.

After the arrest the officer coolly continued the briefing. Picture: Channel 9Source:Channel 9

Detective Inspector Woodward had had enough, and grabbed the man by the collar before marching him into the police station telling the shocked offender he was under arrest for swearing in public.

He was issued with a $500 fine.

After the incident, the diligent senior officer returned to coolly complete the media briefing.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Ping @I'm a loser baby...

You weren't in Albury earlier in the week were you?

http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw...n/news-story/090c068e91baa68157c11b85f90bbd9d

Policeman stops press conference to arrest swearing man
APRIL 5, 2017 7:30AM

A DRUNK man chose the wrong moment to heckle a police officer while cradling a beer on the street.

A crowd of reporters and camera operators had gathered outside Albury police station in regional NSW about 10.30am on Monday for a press conference that didn’t go entirely to plan.

Shortly after Detective Inspector Winston Woodward had begun his speech, a dishevelled passer-by with a stubbie in hand crossed the street, yelling “bulls**t” towards the officer and media.

The man seemed confused as to what was going on. Picture: Channel 9Source:Channel 9

Mr Woodward excused himself from the attentive press pack, instructing the man to put the glass bottle down.

Local news cameras captured footage of the man pouring the content of his bottle into a nearby rubbish bin, but still he refused to co-operate.

After the arrest the officer coolly continued the briefing. Picture: Channel 9Source:Channel 9

Detective Inspector Woodward had had enough, and grabbed the man by the collar before marching him into the police station telling the shocked offender he was under arrest for swearing in public.

He was issued with a $500 fine.

After the incident, the diligent senior officer returned to coolly complete the media briefing.

I'm not sure. It does sound like me. And for all I know I might look like that these days. But pouring a beer into a bin just isn't something I'd do... Unless I planned to return and poke a hole in the bottom later.

Also, get f**ked.

 

[Gary Gutful]

mmmm bin beer...

 

[strider]

Looks like you found a video of Baz and I working hard.

You're a pair of flapping seagulls?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yes. I am typing with my beak right now.

 

[Bazal]

You think they're in the business of giving loans to competitors to get back on their feet?

Most likely they're responsible for half the explosions.

That is a very good point. Maybe you'd have to tell them the loan was for manufacturing pingers so they didn't see as a direct threat

 

[Bazal]

You're a pair of flapping seagulls?

I'm the shark tbh.

But honestly I'm just a seagull wearing a robotic shark suit so the tourists don't miss out.