Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bazal]

Hearing people laugh at stuff like that honestly makes me question my intelligence.

Tbh it makes me realise people are really stupid

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

you're mrs is a real looker witchy

Sorry wrong picture strider, thats just a side project im working on in the shed.

 

[The EELiminator]

Yeah i think its as stupid as you think it is

i think it's even stupider
can't stand that professor merkin and refuse to watch anything he's in
the only reason i watch the matty johns show on monday night is because he's not in it and they actually talk some footy for a change instead of waffling on with bullshit

 

[Avenger]

One day someone will explain to me the Matty Johns segment on the Professor's show. Either that or it's as stupid as I think it is.

Which is why on the couch with Sterlo is the best footy show on tv. His interviewing skills are fantastic and he has had some great guests.

 

[Gary Gutful]

All footy shows are shit. Even Sterlo's show is ruined by the other 3 f**ken mouth breathers that occupy the couch.

There aren't enough smart people in rugby league or enough interesting things happening in our game to justify all of these stupid shows. Just play more old games and keep the bullshit shows to a minimum.

But not the 1998 Preliminary Final you f**ken turds. That has been put on way too many times!

 

[Kornstar]

All footy shows are shit. Even Sterlo's show is ruined by the other 3 f**ken mouth breathers that occupy the couch.

There aren't enough smart people in rugby league or enough interesting things happening in our game to justify all of these stupid shows. Just play more old games and keep the bullshit shows to a minimum.

But not the 1998 Preliminary Final you f**ken turds. That has been put on way too many times!

Yep I was excited about the footy channel cause I thought it would just be replays of all the games since the 70's etc.

 

[strider]

Sterlo - can be a bit dull at times ... cory parker and blocker need to go
Matty Johns Show - a bit funny and a bit stupid
Professor - i was expecting better. Can have some funny stuff but often just silly
Ch9 footy show - just never watch any more - only good bit is big man with the kids
Ch9 sunday show - is ok when freddy n joey are on
Chicks show on fox - is actually not bad ... they r the only ones i have seen put greenburg under the microscope
Qlders only - never has a greater array of f**kwits talking cowshit been put on tv

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

Has anybody here crawled into the belly of a dead cow to escape a harsh winters night?

 

[hindy111]

Has anybody here crawled into the belly of a dead cow to escape a harsh winters night?

No Jasper.
You still on the farm?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Only in body.

 

[Bazal]

Has anybody here crawled into the belly of a dead cow to escape a harsh winters night?

Not a cow, no....

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

No Jasper.
You still on the farm?

On the organic ranchorauncho

 

[Kornstar]

Has anybody here crawled into the belly of a dead cow to escape a harsh winters night?

I will only ever crawl into a Tauntaun.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Has anybody here crawled into the belly of a dead cow to escape a harsh winters night?

You've watched The Empire Strikes Back too many times.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

You've watched The Empire Strikes Back too many times.

BOOM, Im holding my open belly version Kenner Tauntaun as i type.
I used put vaseline on it and use it as a vagina as a kid.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

I will only ever crawl into a Tauntaun.

With or without luke?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I assume you meant lube.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

On a serious note which of you guys would go there?

 

[Bazal]

On a serious note which of you guys would go there?

Are we still talking snout crawling inside animals for warmth? Because I reckon you could survive an Arctic winter in there.