Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bazal]

Well, there goes any funding for my next scientific study...

Well honestly it was a bit weird that you fixated on Seal so much....

 

[Gary Gutful]

Do you mean a member of your extended family, or a member of your family with a huge Pakistani marquee going on?

No, you are right. I was talking about a...

Muttin' Dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod, Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, One-eyed Trouser, Trout.

Ding Dong, Ankle-Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker, Hairy Hot Dog, Davey Crockett, Let them all hang out!

Wang, Wazzu, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Peepee, Kidney Cracker, Heat-Seeking-Moisture-Missile, Gigglestick, Love Whistle, Tube Steak, Uncle D_ck. This is getting really sick!

I'm not through, there's one more, PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Well honestly it was a bit weird that you fixated on Seal so much....

Well, it is a well known fact that "Kiss from a rose" was written about me.

 

[Bazal]

Well, it is a well known fact that "Kiss from a rose" was written about me.

Stockholm syndrome did very strange things to that poor man....

 

[Gary Gutful]

Stockholm syndrome did very strange things to that poor man....

Pretty sure he was born in London...

 

[Gary Gutful]

You do realise Baz that we are never going to survive unless we get a little crazy?

No, wait, was that Terence Trent D'Arby???

 

[Bazal]

Pretty sure he was born in London...

Yeah but you can get Stockholm syndrome anywhere. Except Stockholm, funnily enough.

 

[Bazal]

You do realise Baz that we are never going to survive unless we get a little crazy?

That's pretty much what I tell myself every time they shut me back in the padded cell at night

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah but you can get Stockholm syndrome anywhere. Except Stockholm, funnily enough.

So does that mean I can lock Seal in a room in Stockholm and get him to write "Kiss from a Rose II" and it will be OK?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

No, you are right. I was talking about a...

Muttin' Dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod, Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, One-eyed Trouser, Trout.

Ding Dong, Ankle-Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker, Hairy Hot Dog, Davey Crockett, Let them all hang out!

Wang, Wazzu, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Peepee, Kidney Cracker, Heat-Seeking-Moisture-Missile, Gigglestick, Love Whistle, Tube Steak, Uncle D_ck. This is getting really sick!

I'm not through, there's one more, PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

But....not a blue vein junket pumper?

 

[Bazal]

Mate tbh Seal already has Stockholm syndrome so you can do whatever you like....

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You do realise Baz that we are never going to survive unless we get a little crazy?

No, wait, was that Terence Trent D'Arby???

Alanis Morissette

 

[Bazal]

Alanis Morissette

I thought it was Tracy Chapman?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I thought it was Tracy Chapman?

Hang on. I thought 'Seal' was Tracy Chapman's nickname?

 

[Bazal]

Hang on. I thought 'Seal' was Tracy Chapman's nickname?

Are you sure? I thought Tracy Chapman was the bloke from Hootie and the Blowfish...?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pretty sure Hootie is a fellow Marine Biologist. Did his PhD on Tetraodontidae.

 

[Bazal]

Oh I know that guy. He was in Counting Crows, not Hootie and the Blowfish.

 

[hindy111]

Well, it is a well known fact that "Kiss from a rose" was written about me.

I have the single on cd. Went through a phase where collected songs that went no 1. If anyone wants wannabe from spice girls. Or achey breakie heart. Mmm bop.

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Gronk]

DUI of the Tiger.