Non Footy Chat Thread II

[T.S Quint]

Bendy paper clips obviously.
How the f**k can you have a straight paper clip?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Bendy paper clips obviously.
How the f**k can you have a straight paper clip?

A pin?

 

[T.S Quint]

I think the real debate is whether bendy straws are better than straight straws.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

This Fletch and Hindy segment is approaching the Footy Show depths.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I think the real debate is whether bendy straws are better than straight straws.

Always choose the straight straw. You don't want people getting any funny ideas.

 

[Bazal]

Novelty straws make everything taste better. Especially pints of wine.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Novelty straws make everything taste better. Especially pints of wine.

...and semen.

 

[Bazal]

...and semen.

I would have thought that the viscosity would be ill suited to novelty straws, tbh

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Novelty straws make everything taste better. Especially pints of wine.

When I was a kid they had straws that had Quik in them. Not sure how long they were on the market.

 

[Gary Gutful]

When I was a kid they had straws that had Quik in them. Not sure how long they were on the market.

They were f**ken great.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I would have thought that the viscosity would be ill suited to novelty straws, tbh

True, I was just trying to beat the Witch to the suggestion. He would have found a straw that works.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Novelty straws make everything taste better. Especially pints of wine.

A beer bong is my utensil of choice when consuming wine at parties.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

They were f**ken great.

I thought so. They'd certainly make wine taste interesting. Or other stuff.

 

[Eelementary]

When I was a kid they had straws that had Quik in them. Not sure how long they were on the market.

https://sipahh.com.au/sipahhflavours/

Not exactly the same (they're not Quik), but same principle.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I remember an extended member of the family leaving these at the Gutful residence a few Christmas' back. I tried one on Boxing Day and had Type 2 diabetes by New Years.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

https://sipahh.com.au/sipahhflavours/

Not exactly the same (they're not Quik), but same principle.

Cheers mate. But if truth be told I rarely drink straight out of milk cartons these days.

 

[Bazal]

Look. I'm not saying this is the best ad I've ever seen...but it's somewhere in the top 12.3

 

[Bazal]

Cheers mate. But if truth be told I rarely drink straight out of milk cartons these days.

Honestly that's the only way I drink milk. Well, either that or out of a firemans hat.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I remember an extended member of the family leaving these at the Gutful residence a few Christmas' back. I tried one on Boxing Day and had Type 2 diabetes by New Years.

Do you mean a member of your extended family, or a member of your family with a huge Pakistani marquee going on?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Look. I'm not saying this is the best ad I've ever seen...but it's somewhere in the top 12.3

Well, there goes any funding for my next scientific study...