Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Suitman]

It is. I'd be fine with some decent light and a good book. Of course I usually have neither.

I had candles.
It is still annoying though. I was just about to microwave some chicken pies.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I had candles.
It is still annoying though. I was just about to microwave some chicken pies.

What??!! Microwaving pies?! I think the blackout was probably divine intervention.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

What about a flickering torch and some porno mags from 1983 you found in a box under the couch?

Or the sultry red glow from the cigarette of some stranger sitting in the corner of your kitchen watching you masturbate.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Or the sultry red glow from the cigarette of some stranger sitting in the corner of your kitchen watching you masturbate.

That's fairly specific. Why am I masturbating in the kitchen?

 

[Suitman]

What??!! Microwaving pies?! I think the blackout was probably divine intervention.

Are you kidding??
Have you no culinary culture?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Are you kidding??
Have you no culinary culture?

To save time I know you can nuke pies then finish them off in the oven to crisp them, but just microwave?

 

[phantom eel]

That's fairly specific. Why am I masturbating in the kitchen?

Ran out of mayonnaise?

 

[Bazal]

Or the sultry red glow from the cigarette of some stranger sitting in the corner of your kitchen watching you masturbate.

That's not a stranger, it's Colin and we do this every Wednesday....he's an accountant

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That's fairly specific. Why am I masturbating in the kitchen?

Stop asking questions, I'm trying to f**king smoke over here ok?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That's not a stranger, it's Colin and we do this every Wednesday....he's an accountant

And life coach

 

[Gronk]

I'm sorry I have just caught up with this.

Pies in the microwave ?

No no no no no no !

 

[strider]

That's fairly specific. Why am I masturbating in the kitchen?

cos there's a blackout and its the only place with any light ffs

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm sorry I have just caught up with this.

Pies in the microwave ?

No no no no no no !

Exactly. They should always go in the deep fryer.

 

[Bazal]

And life coach

Nah, he got the sack from that gig. Inappropriate behaviour.

Who would have thought a bloke named Colin would turn out to be a sex pest?

 

[Bazal]

Exactly. They should always go in the deep fryer.

What are you, American?

Pies go in the jaffle maker FFS

 

[Gronk]

What are you, American?

Pies go in the jaffle maker FFS

Yeah they deep fry everything over there. When I was in NYC they had a hamburger that included a deep fried chunk of crumbed mac n cheese on top of the pattie.

 

[T.S Quint]

Stop it!
You're making me hungry!

 

[Bazal]

Yeah they deep fry everything over there. When I was in NYC they had a hamburger that included a deep fried chunk of crumbed mac n cheese on top of the pattie.

Well that's tremendously fattening but it's just kind of an Americanised extension of an Arancini I suppose....what gets me is the ridiculous stuff like deep fried butter. Or I was once drunk-watching some random show late at night and these merkins deadset battered and deep fried a whole burger.

A whole f**king burger!

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[84 Baby]

Exactly. They should always go in the deep fryer.

What are you, American?

Pies go in the jaffle maker FFS

You're both unAustralian! Pies go on the barbie